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By rejected - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was talking to my guy friend about prom. I told him I was turned down by 7 guys. So he said, "Well, you could always ask me." I then said, "Do you want to go to prom with me?" His response was, "Nope… now that's 8!" FML

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By Tony - 09/03/2009 21:02 - United States

Today, I was talking to my mom about who I wanted to ask to prom. I told her the names of the girls I was thinking of asking and she replied, "They'll say no, but you can always go with one of your cousins." FML

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By scared4myhair - 12/04/2015 01:53 - United States - Flint

Today, I was asked to prom by the same guy who "accidentally" cut off a chunk of my hair in class and with whom I haven't had a conversation in my life. When I politely declined he said, "You'll regret this". FML

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White lie

By Anonymous - 27/06/2023 06:00 - Sweden - Varberg

Today, I went to prom with my two friends. I was ditched by my prom date because he had “other plans.” The weird thing is that when we got to the prom location, I saw him with another date. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2015 13:45 - Belgium - Herenthout

Today, I told one of my classmates for the third time that I'm not into guys and wasn't interested in going on a date with him. He just looked at me blankly and said "So I'll pick you up at 9?" FML

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By Omydayz - 29/03/2016 23:03 - United States - Fremont

Today, after telling a friend I was contemplating asking a girl to prom, my friend took my phone, told me to have some balls, and texted the girl asking her to prom. She said no, because I asked her over text instead of in person. She refuses to believe I didn't send the text. FML

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How very dare you!

By Anonymous - 26/04/2024 05:00 - United States - St Louis

Today, my crush let me know that he has a prom date. Obviously I'm supportive because I just want him to be happy, even if it's not me. I casually let him know that I'm going with someone else too, and now he's really mad about it. If he'd asked me before, I would've said yes. Like… Hello? How dare I get a prom date! FML

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Unexpected

By bruh - 28/03/2017 20:00

Today, I asked my girlfriend to prom. Instead of saying yes, she broke up with me. FML

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By promposer - 04/04/2016 18:55 - United States - Dobbs Ferry

Today, I asked a girl to prom by having 5 friends hold up signs saying "P-R-O-M-?" while I snuck up behind her. She said yes... to my friend holding the "?", who she thought was the one asking her. FML

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We just don't see you in that way

By Noname - 09/02/2009 23:47 - United States

Today, I was talking with some of my friends who are girls. They were all complaining about how there was no good boys left to ask to the Sadie Hawkins Dance. Hoping for an invite I mentioned I was still available. They just laughed at me and invited me to come dress shopping with them. FML

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Desperate

By Anna - 02/12/2012 08:03 - United States - Monroe

Today, my guy friend kept complaining that no one had asked him to the dance, so he probably wasn't going to go. I suggested that we go together. He laughed until his face was bright red and said, "I don't think I'll ever get that desperate." FML

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Migor 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 9:07

HAHAHA you're friend has good taste of humor it sucks but it is funny I hope you will find some1 for the prom.

5ive 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 9:07

he is a bitch!!! i would punch him

Comments

jayfx 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 19:12

LOL omg hilarious but hey you could always ask me..

effevery1slife 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 19:24

HAHA wow... priceless

sexiirexii 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 19:25

lmfao i love that guy

EstacyPantsFML10 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 19:28

hahahahhahahahaah omg. that is hilarious! definitely something my friends would do to me. don't worry. you'll find a date kiddo.

mattmag 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 19:30

rofl i had to read that twice before i realized it said "prom" and not "****".

livingmylife69 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 19:30

Hahaha that's the funniest shit I've heard, I would do the exact same if I was that guy. Oh and that's a huge epic fail

lax21 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 19:58

Ahaha Youre friend sounds amazing. Thats hilarious

musicloverr 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 20:00

aww thats so sad. im sorry. what a little bitchhh

alucardrules 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 20:02

This isn't really a F my life but i only voted that cause it was funny. I'm not surprised that you can't get a date if you can't take a joke a obvious as that one. Who would want to spend hundreds of dollars to spend several hours hours with YOU if your just going to bitch at them for making a joke!?!?! I don't know why he or anyone else is your friend.