Class act

By LoveStruck- - 10/02/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML
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AngryNinja 1

that is uncalled for. I hope you left.

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chih 0

I hope you smack the shit out of him. Get it? butt jokes...

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serenader 2

I can't figure out how he turned around to plant his butt in your face and still managed to pin your shoulders back...

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AGGoddess 2

His legs could have been pinning her arms down.

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serenader 2

she said he stood up and turned around...so pinning her shoulders would have been physically impossible

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FYLD0UCHE_fml 0

How did he pin your shoulders back and fart in your face? His ass would've been facing away from you, which is just a fart and not face fart.

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scarletlily_fml 3

Is your boyfriend 9 years old? I'd dump the sorry, immature ass. No pun intended.

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iamelrebel 0

I wouldn't say dump him, but it is disgusting. just get mad and don't put out for a week or so.

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idkweird 0

This! Im sure guys would love to be perioded on! Or y'know, smack them in the face with a used tampon!

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Riddle2427 0

im not the biggest person ever he more so sat on me and leaned back with his arms and legs, and sorry ladies I've been dating him for 5 years and dumping him is a bit extreme, I did get my revenge in a less crude way ;) it was all in good (disgusting) fun :p

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idkweird 0

eww :/ Sorry. I still just find it so gross!

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GreenRupee 0

Don't take the "dump him" seriously. He sees you as a friend, and that's probably the best sort of relationship you can have there ;P On another note: HUMANITY

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Rota 0

Aww, that's love. lolz at all the man hating feminazis as well. I hope you all die in a fire.

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