Geek, Anger and Anger issues: Chill out

Chill out

By Utterly fucked - 17/04/2025 02:00 - United Kingdom - Stourbridge

Today, I got into a stupid argument with an internet troll, who ended up making me so furious that I threw my laptop straight through my window. My dad will be home any minute. I'm a dead man. FML

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You deserved it 1 000

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By fuckbucket14 - 14/04/2012 22:56 - Egypt - Hurghada

Today, I got into an argument with my dad in his hotel room. I lost my temper and stormed out onto the balcony for some fresh air, at which point he decided to lock the door behind me, trapping me there for half an hour while he watched TV. FML

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You deserved it 12 140

By Anonymous - 06/12/2011 02:31 - United States

Today, my husband and I got into an argument. I tried to assault him with a laptop. He yelled, "Don't hit me with the computer." My apartment neighbor yelled through the wall, "Do what you gotta do, girl." FML

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You deserved it 46 160

By rowie1311 - 27/03/2011 18:09 - United Kingdom

Today, I joked with my dad, saying I'd gotten my boyfriend pregnant. In response, he slapped me, threw my phone across the room, smashed my laptop, and then took a moment for what I'd said to sink in. FML

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You deserved it 31 065

By Anonymous - 22/06/2014 05:27 - Australia

Today, my dad thought it would be funny to spray my open window with the hose. RIP my laptop, phone, school books, wooden desk, my entire bookshelf, and my carpet. FML

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You deserved it 5 065

By Todd - 14/08/2012 16:14 - United States

Today, my dad got so drunk that he had an intense argument with the microwave, resulting in him threatening to ground me after I tried to calm him down. FML

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You deserved it 1 982

By -1 friend - 17/05/2013 21:16 - United States - Freeport

Today, I was in a big Skype chat, which somehow turned into a heated argument. My friend lost it, typed "your stupid" and called me a "looser." When I pointed out the irony of his messages, he rage-quit, drove all the way to my house, and punched me in the face at the door. FML

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You deserved it 14 678

By sonofaneuroticwench - 20/08/2014 20:08 - United States - Rice Lake

Today, my dad and I got into an argument, and he ended up calling me a son of a bitch. My mom heard and started arguing with him over him calling her a bitch. Three hours later, I'm now staying at my gran's house with my mom and hoping her threats of a divorce weren't for real. FML

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You deserved it 3 399

Haters Gonna Hate

By apparentlyweird - 28/08/2018 22:00

Today, my dad's new girlfriend's daughter came over with them. She had a tantrum because my brand new computer, which I worked and saved for, was better than her notebook, which was bought for her. So what did she do? Oh, she threw it off my desk. For some reason I'm being yelled at. FML

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You deserved it 244

What have you done now?

By Anonymous - 19/07/2023 03:00

Today, my dad was sat on my laptop in the living room trying to learn how to do some rewiring around the house when he, and I quote, ”clicked on the thing.” My laptop is now riddled with so many viruses it’s basically a house brick. FML

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You deserved it 150

By Anonymous - 10/12/2015 13:27 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I fell asleep while using my laptop. The next thing I know, it's 8am and my dad is screaming at me for posting "u skank-ass cunt-face" on my mom's Facebook timeline. I never made that post, but he won't believe me. My asshole brother, meanwhile, can't stop smirking at me. FML

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You deserved it 2 491

Rake 17

Monday 21 April 2025 14:17

Wow, you got serious anger issues. You seriously need therapy.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 20 April 2025 4:14

First rule of the internet - don't feed the trolls.

Comments

easybree 10

Thursday 17 April 2025 22:12

pls go outside and touch some grass. I beg you.

tiptoppc 19

Sunday 20 April 2025 16:16

That might involve sun. One he has never seen before, and likely may never see again if I rekon…

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Friday 18 April 2025 2:05

poopface82 23

Friday 18 April 2025 2:54

On a scale from one to ten, my friend, you’re ******!

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 20 April 2025 4:14

First rule of the internet - don't feed the trolls.

tiptoppc 19

Sunday 20 April 2025 16:18

I prefer to hand feed them meth, then stand back and watch the fun. Likely asking an old dude what’s wrong with the current gen, when you are near someone you hate, then casually walk away…

Rake 17

Monday 21 April 2025 14:17

Wow, you got serious anger issues. You seriously need therapy.

JasonThorn 20

Thursday 24 April 2025 15:40

OP, just console yourself with the fact that you rose to the challenge of a complete stranger who will go on with their life, unaware you sacrificed hundreds of pounds to their memory. For you, it is the end of your freedom. For them, it was THURSDAY.