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Cheers

By toastynippies - 24/02/2015 19:32 - United States

Today, my mom sent me a picture of a blank piece of paper, saying it was a drawing of all the people who wanted to date me. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2012 15:17 - United States - Santa Cruz

Today, my mom wanted to send me a picture of me at graduation, saying that I looked pretty in it. It was a picture of a different girl; definitely not me. Way to go, mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 558

You deserved it 1 820

By Anonymous - 31/05/2012 11:29 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I woke up to an email confirming my membership to a dating site. Turns out my mother is as annoyed by my loveless life as I am. FML

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You deserved it 2 573

Thanks but no thanks

By Anonymous - 04/07/2012 18:01 - United States

Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 564

You deserved it 2 410

Forever in our hearts

By Anonymous - 25/01/2023 13:00

Today, I asked my mom if she had some good pictures of me for my resume. She gave me her phone to look through her gallery. I found a beautiful album of photos of me and my ex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 732

You deserved it 193

Pants on fire

By Anonymous - 29/09/2013 04:12 - United States

Today, I texted a cute picture of my boyfriend and me to my mom, who lives very far away. She replied saying that my Photoshop skills are great, but that I don't need to go so far to pretend that anyone would date me, and that there's no shame in being single at 25. FML

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You deserved it 3 286

By dylanhollis - 17/01/2014 12:49 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I signed up for a dating site and used a photo of my mother and me at a wedding. Everyone stops responding when they find out they're talking to me and not her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 816

You deserved it 9 195

By koolkat9 - 22/12/2014 19:11 - United States - Albion

Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML

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You deserved it 3 317

By Anonymous - 28/10/2011 04:17 - United States

Today, I talked to my mom about hanging out with her. She got out her phone to schedule an appointment. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 536

You deserved it 2 993

Nice view

By Sexting Parents - 16/11/2012 02:45 - United States - Short Hills

Today, my dad asked me to send my mom a text since he was driving and I was in the passenger seat. I pulled up my mom's contact on his phone, and I found that my mom had recently sent my dad a picture of her jugs, along with the message, "We miss you." FML

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You deserved it 2 759

By beekie9 - 14/01/2009 14:26 - United States

Today, my mom asked all the old ladies in her church to pray that I meet "someone special". FML

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You deserved it 2 248

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Top comments

LittleMissShadow 16

Wednesday 25 February 2015 0:10

Send one back with the caption "This is a room full of people who think you're funny"

Welshite 39

Wednesday 25 February 2015 0:10

Check for invisible ink.

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Johnnycake23 42

Wednesday 25 February 2015 2:13

Do you have siblings? Write their names on a piece of paper and send her a pic saying this is a list of your kids still talking to you. After that ignore her.

ligerzero459 24

Wednesday 25 February 2015 2:17

Your mom sounds hilarious. Seriously, she's got a good sense of humor

yolololol3 17

Wednesday 25 February 2015 2:30

There's ink on there, look closely.

ashweaver 12

Wednesday 25 February 2015 2:45

Give it back with a drawing " ོ ོ ོ ོ ོ ོ ོ oh no. there goes all the ***** I give"

AurumPotestasEst 16

Wednesday 25 February 2015 2:46

Nice lady.

PinkIsPower 10

Wednesday 25 February 2015 2:49

Funny. Mean but funny.

thatcoolguy123 14

Wednesday 25 February 2015 3:05

You have a very caring mother...

taylor21398 14

Wednesday 25 February 2015 3:16

You're not the only one!

ea247 20

Wednesday 25 February 2015 4:00

BUUUUURRRRN!!!!!

tormcn 26

Wednesday 25 February 2015 4:10

Why does your mom hate you? Yikes. That's harsh!

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Today, I fell off my bike. I grazed my knee, shin, thigh, hip, collar bone, shoulder and face. I also strained my wrist. As I was wheeling my bike away, I stung my other leg on nettles. FML

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Today, I found out my daughter got married and didn’t even bother to tell anyone. She just turned up at a family get together with some random dude and introduced him as the guy she married two weeks ago while drunk. They’re now dating to see if the marriage will work out long term. I can’t even. FML

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Today, my boss informed me I couldn't go on my "vacation" because he's leaving for one of his employees' weddings. That just so happens to be my wedding, for which I'm taking the vacation. FML

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Today, I was having some sexy time with my boyfriend, when suddenly he jumped out of the bed, screaming. Not having my glasses on, it took me few seconds to understand that a voyeurist cockroach was in the bed with us. FML

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Today, I tried to be nice and held a door open for someone. I didn’t realize they were actually far away, so I ended up awkwardly standing there for 30 seconds while they power-walked towards me. FML

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Today, I walked in on my roommate with his pants down at his ankles, taking a picture of his poop. This would've been less disgusting if we'd been in the bathroom, not the kitchen. FML

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