Caught

By Boredom - 26/01/2009 21:09 - United States

Spicy
Today, I tried to suck my own penis. Autofellatio. My mother walked in on me and I flipped backwards off the bed. ER and 10 stiches above my eyebrow later, I asked her not to ever bring it up again. FML
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MisterJD 0

Gravity - you fought the law, and the law won.

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Inkspell 2

wait-wtf? why is barely anyone messing with this guy about an attempt at giving himself a *******, that's...friggen disgusting..wth? some of you even ask how to do it and ..wtf?! Well.. i'm only 15..so i woudn't know..but jebus guys, what the blazing balls.

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prinny_fml 0

I can I've done it before it't really hard though

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Monkey1708 2

thanks for my laugh of the day.

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xiShawnx 0

I've seen this before bro

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skullbashd 3

1. in 400 men can

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My2864 1

2 months of yoga n your flexible enough.. or so ive heard i like chicks beter then my own mouth

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pickledpandas 0

why would you want your own dick in your mouth?

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Isamermaid 17

I know a guy who can do that... he was in martial arts so very flexible. And his weiner is HUGE. It's something to try, I guess, but not to make a hobby out of.

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