Transportation: Caught in 4K

Caught in 4K

By j3r3zana16 - 31/10/2011 08:30 - Canada

Today, while parking, I accidentally hit my landlord's daughter's brand new car. I made a huge dent in the side door. I thought nobody was home, so I quickly went to my room. Turns out they were having a barbecue outside and saw the whole thing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 404

You deserved it 51 908

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By Dentedbumper - 07/03/2019 14:00

Today, I tried to back my car into my parking space while some of my neighbors were out by their cars. I accidentally rammed into the retaining wall behind my spot. I was hoping the neighbors didn't notice the huge crunching sound, but they did. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 021

You deserved it 1 697

Stoking too close to the sun

By Anonymous - 16/11/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, I was stoked to show my new car to my friends that I pulled into the parking lot a bit too fast, attempting to look cool. I accidentally hit the curb and ended up scratching the entire front bumper on a trash can that I didn't see. Now I have a busted up bumper, and my friends will probably never let me forget it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 60

You deserved it 755

By jason - 24/04/2009 13:24 - United States

Today, I came home to find a car parked in my assigned space. Pissed off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying, "Hey Assface, thanks for parking in my spot. I spat on your door handle." It turns out it was my girlfriend's parent's car. They took us out to dinner. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 282

You deserved it 76 774

Overreaction

By anonymous - 02/06/2013 05:20 - United States - Yorktown Heights

Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 751

You deserved it 15 868

Introductions

By Mayshod - 03/05/2011 12:04

Today, I met my new neighbors when they backed into my parked car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 235

You deserved it 2 808

Too late

By Anonymous - 08/06/2009 13:25 - United States

Today, I was at my friend's house. It was dark and downpouring so I couldn't see as I was backing out of his driveway. I made it out, but then my phone went off, scaring me, and I accidentally hit the gas pedal, hitting his neighbor's parked car. Turns out he called to warn me to watch out for it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 280

You deserved it 7 543

By Garrett - 10/03/2017 15:00 - United States - Vista

Today, after I arrived at work, somebody crashed into my parked car and left a big dent. The impact pushed my car up onto the curb and I got a parking ticket. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 739

You deserved it 358

Thanks, I hate it

By Matt L. - 30/07/2020 14:02

Today, my car insurance called about "the car I hit" on Monday night. Monday, I'd gone to the girl I’ve been seeing for a month's house for chicken parm and to meet her parents. I parked on the street. Her dad ran into the back of my car, leaving a dent. I never got the chicken parm either. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 792

You deserved it 145

Two in one

By cactii - 16/02/2015 20:43 - United States

Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 468

You deserved it 14 446

By Anonymous - 17/04/2014 16:01 - United States - Orange

Today, I had my first car crash. I ran into a parked car and the owner saw it happen. I then accidentally opened my door straight into her car as well when I went to give her my information. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 069

You deserved it 11 777

DocBastard 38

Monday 31 October 2011 15:20

You, ma'am, are exactly what's wrong with society. Walking away from your responsibility is what's directly contributing to the downfall of humankind. Well, that and Jersey Shore.

Pslcybn5 7

Monday 31 October 2011 15:14

Lol OP that's a felony to hit and run haha!

Comments

DocBastard 38

Monday 31 October 2011 15:20

You, ma'am, are exactly what's wrong with society. Walking away from your responsibility is what's directly contributing to the downfall of humankind. Well, that and Jersey Shore.

stacianichole 2

Tuesday 1 November 2011 0:19

No, he's right. Jersey Shore is, in fact, largely contributing to the downfall of humanity.

iknowimawesome 13

Tuesday 1 November 2011 1:43

16- are you ACTUALLY defending Jersey Shore? What has the world become?!

mbrooks5110 0

Monday 31 October 2011 15:24

Dishonesty never pays.

Daralea 21

Monday 31 October 2011 21:19

Tell that to some politicians.

dyble95 0

Tuesday 1 November 2011 8:04

More like news people. They always seem to get just one side of the story and then twist it.

weepingangel_fml 7

Monday 31 October 2011 15:27

You're the reason every female driver has to put up with all this crap!!

trippons 9

Monday 31 October 2011 16:17

I knew I was a good driver.....damn stereotypes!!!

1JDub 6

Monday 31 October 2011 15:29

Act like it was your evil twin who borrowed your car...

robertlovespi 3

Monday 31 October 2011 15:31

You deserve everything that is coming to you. I hope they sue you, kick you out and lay charges against you. I've had my car hit before in a parking lot and the person just left. Assholes like you don't even deserve to live around the rest of us honest people.