Sex, Awkward, Technology, Babysitter and Kids: Caught in 4K

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2015 08:04 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I had my daughter babysit her two-year-old brother while I went out with my husband. I told her not to let him out of her sight. She certainly did as I said; when I tuned into our internet-enabled baby monitor, I heard her and some guy having sex in the room. FML

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You deserved it 2 995

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By wtf bro - 20/05/2015 08:45 - Australia - Canberra

Today, my brother babysat for me. He invited his girlfriend around without me knowing, and they were all playing hide and seek together. While he and his girl were hiding, they decided to have a quickie. My three year old found them and saw everything. She won't stop copying their sex noises. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 245

You deserved it 3 644

By hornyloser - 02/05/2011 18:46 - United States

Today, I had some hot phone sex with my long-distance girlfriend. Half-way through, my mom stormed in, and told me I was disgusting and sick for doing it in the same room as my brother. I forgot about the baby monitor. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 900

You deserved it 70 437

By Anonymous - 08/06/2019 00:24 - United States - Santa Cruz

Today, I was babysitting my friend's 12-year-old son while his dad was having an emergency procedure at the hospital. I walked into the den to see if he wanted to go out to dinner, only to find him watching Pornhub on my iPad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 622

You deserved it 431

By Anonymous - 02/11/2010 16:26 - Canada

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was the first time in four months since our baby was born, that I could really enjoy it. After we finished up we walked into the livingroom, where my white faced brother was sitting. He said we left the baby monitor on. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 745

You deserved it 37 406

By Parent - 08/04/2018 23:00 - United States - Elkhart

Today, being a divorced dad, I had a very important job opportunity for which I would be gone overnight. When I returned, I found my son locked in his room while the babysitter was having sex with a man in my bed. FML

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You deserved it 420

By junior - 11/04/2010 08:11 - United States

Today, I was with my girlfriend, thinking we were alone in the house. Her little brother found us having sex on the couch, took a pic and said, "You are now both my slaves." He ran upstairs and locked his bedroom door. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 293

You deserved it 46 482

By Anon - 05/12/2009 14:19 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try cybersex, because we rarely see each other these days. We only used text. Halfway through, I noticed that she started being more demanding. As it turns out, my girlfriend had left the room and her older brother had walked in and taken over. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 257

You deserved it 17 265

By Anonymous - 27/10/2013 16:33 - United States - Tulsa

Today, I enjoyed a romantic evening at home with my husband while a babysitter took care of my 5-year-old daughter. After she came home, she told me the sitter let her use her "weird swing." I wasn't too worried, until she said it was indoors, and I realized she was describing a sex swing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 803

You deserved it 4 465

By monty - 09/03/2009 02:53 - United States

Today, I was babysitting for my mom's coworkers two little boys. they went to bed around 9 and I was watching a movie on HBO. I fell asleep before the movie was over. I woke up to the parents walking into the house. I looked at the TV, and porn was on. FML

I agree, your life sucks 61 400

You deserved it 13 446

Worst babysitter ever

By shira512 - 10/08/2012 23:59 - United Kingdom - Romford

Today, after much debate, my husband convinced me to let his scumbag brother babysit our seven-year-old son while we went out to a restaurant. When we got home, we found him teaching our son how to pick the lock to our liquor cabinet. My husband is unapologetic. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 267

You deserved it 4 055

ShirtlessWonder 17

Thursday 27 August 2015 0:10

How can someone not care about their sibling that much?

ratchel_7 8

Thursday 27 August 2015 0:18

I hope she's being punished

Comments

Vlen_fml 20

Thursday 27 August 2015 2:21

whatever punishment this girl gets is probably not enough.

livelaughlovepie 22

Thursday 27 August 2015 2:25

Should have gone home and knocked on the door.

darkthunda1324 6

Thursday 27 August 2015 2:27

I"certainly did" lmfao when I saw this

tibtak_fml 10

Thursday 27 August 2015 3:09

How long did this situation last? I'm just curious...

LostInTheZone11 29

Thursday 27 August 2015 3:43

Don't go after her right away. Get a hidden video camera so you can catch the guy too. That way if he shows up your door when you're home, you know whose butt to kick.

Sciath13 14

Sunday 13 September 2015 9:00

Yeah, but according to the law, you have to notify whoever's on camera that they are on camera

SPN_lover666 27

Thursday 27 August 2015 4:13

Ground her, and humiliate her by having an older relative babysit her even if she is a teenager. If she whines that you're being unfair, tell her that she brought it on herself and can't be trusted alone.

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 27 August 2015 4:41

She's screwed in more ways than one...

MRSwick2525 23

Thursday 27 August 2015 16:18

not even funny. Stop trying so hard dude.

ChopSuey444 20

Thursday 27 August 2015 4:52

It does say "heard" and not "saw". It's possible the sister put her brother somewhere else.

pixierara 28

Thursday 27 August 2015 4:58

I feel like you need to have a big talk with her about all the reasons that's not okay....

elly94 23

Thursday 27 August 2015 5:04

Did anyone stop to think she could have been watching a dirty movie...

SPN_lover666 27

Thursday 27 August 2015 5:43

The internet enabled baby monitor comes with a camera to see what is happening. Even if the daughter was watching ****, that is still wrong and she should be grounded

rocker_chick23 27

Thursday 27 August 2015 6:27

#64: Not every internet enabled baby monitor has a webcam, but I agree that she should be punished even if it was ****. #59: I am pretty sure OP knows the difference between her daughter watching **** and her daughter having sex.