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    Cat Struggles

    By FML Videos - 08/10/2018 18:31

    So destructive, but so cute!
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    Phillycheeze 20
    Monday 8 October 2018 20:07

    I like cats...... I just can't finish a whole one.

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    TheSminty1 17
    Tuesday 9 October 2018 20:38

    Instant regret

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    Phillycheeze 20
    Monday 8 October 2018 20:07

    I like cats...... I just can't finish a whole one.

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    EggyDogger 13
    Monday 8 October 2018 22:09

    Ok

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    TheSminty1 17
    Tuesday 9 October 2018 20:38

    Instant regret

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    Today, it's the third day of my dad's revenge after he snapped over me supposedly using the word "duh" in every other sentence. He got his hands on my old recorder and has been playing it loudly and out of tune outside my room when I try to do my homework. My mom thinks this is hilarious. FML
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    Today, some jerk super glued leaves and a note onto my car's front windshield. Not only is it directly in front of the driver's seat and makes it nearly impossible to drive, but it won't come off. What makes it worse? I was spending the night at a friend's house and the note was meant for her. FML
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    Today, my dog managed to get into our cabinet and eat an entire bag of Hershey's Kisses. Now she is puking all over the house and outside too. When I called the vet to tell her about it, she said that it was normal, and to call her back when it was "coming out the other end." FML
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    Today, my husband and I were unable to exchange rings at our marriage ceremony as his ring was still out being resized. We had continuously waited for the store to call, and had reluctantly decided to just do the ceremony without. As we sat down to lunch after, they called. It was ready. FML
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    Today, I was halfway through eating a what I though was a delicious sandwich, when I turned it over and saw nasty green mold on the bread. FML
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    Today, the drummer from my favorite band threw a drumstick into the crowd during a concert. It hit me on the head and bounced into my friend's hands. She left with a drumstick from a band she didn't want to see in the first place. I left with a bruise. FML
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