Miscellaneous: Cast the first stone

Cast the first stone

By Anonymous - 23/05/2013 17:48 - Romania - Buzau

Today, I heard my grandma sobbing in her room. After finally convincing her to tell me what was wrong, she confessed to watching a porn video last night. She thinks not being able to sleep afterwards is a sign that God is punishing her, and that she's damned our family to hell. FML

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By camp - 03/03/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, my very religious grandmother walked in on me masturbating. She's sending me to bible camp. FML

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By bleeeaaaaaacccccchhhhhhhh - 21/06/2013 21:00 - United States - Washington

Today, I walked in on my grandma playing with herself. Every time I close my eyes, I see things that no mortal was ever meant to see. FML

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By Master Debater - 01/02/2013 11:05 - Australia

Today, my grandmother walked in on me watching porn on my computer. She looked at the woman on the screen and said, "I used to have tits like that, but look what having 7 kids did to them." Now I'm scarred for life. FML

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The other stage of grief

By Anonymous - 06/10/2020 05:03

Today, I found out the girl I’ve been seeing for a few weeks is freaky. At her grandad's funeral, she got so upset she had to leave the room, only to drag me into the priest's office for a quick blowjob. Apparently, death turns her on. I had oral sex at a funeral. I’m going to Hell for sure. FML

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Red handed

By grandpa porn - 28/08/2017 01:30

Today, while I was walking to the kitchen, I heard someone on the TV moaning. As I made my way down the stairs, I saw my grandfather quickly change the channel and lean forward. I'm 90% sure I caught my grandpa watching porn. FML

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By ygma - 01/12/2015 16:39 - United States - Mansfield

Today, my extremely religious grandmother disowned me for watching Supernatural. FML

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The little known stages of grief

By Anonymous - 12/06/2022 22:00

Today, for some reason my girlfriend wanted to have sex in the bathroom at a family funeral. I’m sure that’s a sin, I mean… we definitely did it, so sorry Nana, but now I feel all wrong about it and I’m pretty sure I’m going to hell one day. FML

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Sex work is real work

By thatssickkk - 17/02/2010 06:40 - United States

Today, my grandmother decided to tell me about her past as a prostitute. In full detail. FML

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By unlucky_vee_13 - 23/02/2009 22:02 - United States

Today, I was talking to my 81-year-old widowed grandmother on the phone, and she told me she was giving up sex for lent. Not only do I now have a vision of my grandma having sex, I am reminded that she is having more sex than me. FML

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By SadPuppy - 22/05/2013 07:14 - United States

Today, while grieving over the loss of my Grandpa, I called my girlfriend for comfort. After I had cheered up, she said, "Don't worry, he went to Hell anyway." FML

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mpsteve137 15

Friday 24 May 2013 2:22

God is all about forgiveness

SWC_Penguin 17

Friday 24 May 2013 2:27

What's really sad is that Grandma was only watching a shampoo commercial and confused it for ****.

Comments

an3ph 20

Friday 24 May 2013 7:03

Grandma watched ****. Now I have seen it all.

fuzz97 23

Friday 24 May 2013 7:14

lol old people

timelessone 16

Friday 24 May 2013 14:20

Yes, all the old people should laugh out loud.

nvo 6

Friday 24 May 2013 7:56

Aww. It's time to give grams "the reverse talk", and help her over her generations' shame/guilt issues. If she watches **** out of curiosity, good for her. Of course it will keep her wheels turning the evening after. Especially if she is already a widow or has nobidy her age to process this with. Be nice to her. You can help just by listening and being non-judgemental.

darkmis1 17

Friday 24 May 2013 8:18

Aww poor granny.

xxsakuraxx 29

Friday 24 May 2013 8:30

Dump that bitch dude

mr_sarcastic416 29

Friday 24 May 2013 8:52

#80 it's his grandmother dude

DobbyGotPwnd 10

Friday 24 May 2013 8:36

Have fun in Hell.

LyraAlluse 25

Friday 24 May 2013 9:01

Blow the **** up with explosoves, even make a family night out of it. Then tell Grandma the evidence has been destroyed so she has nothing to worry about.