Creepy, Stalker and Love: Call the cops

Call the cops

By sacrophage - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I discovered that my abusive, obsessive, psychotic ex-boyfriend from over two years ago still has a thing for me. How did I find out? Although I've ignored him walking unnecessarily past my house for the past two months, it was hard to ignore when he fell from a tree outside my window. FML

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You deserved it 2 952

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By kitkat3308 - 27/09/2013 06:20 - United States

Today, I found out that my controlling, verbally abusive ex-boyfriend from nearly four years ago is still obsessed with me. Apparently, he's told everyone back home that he and I are getting married as soon as I finish college. We haven't spoken in over two years. FML

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Weird dude

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff

Today, I found out that the threatening and insulting messages I received from my boyfriend's "stalker ex" were actually sent by him. Why? Because he cheated and he didn't want to admit it. I'm dating a psycho. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2016 00:18 - Canada - Maple

Today, I found out that my best friend's psycho ex-girlfriend has been stalking me on social media for the past few months, when she contacted me asking why I was holding hands with him in a picture from over two years ago. FML

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Straight to jail

By jflac - 24/12/2014 12:03 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I found out the person who's been stalking and harassing me online was actually my now ex-boyfriend. He only confessed as I finally picked up the phone to report it to the police. He basically said he wanted me to turn to him for comfort and protection, so he could "feel like a man". FML

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Creepypasta

By running scared - 08/04/2016 09:40 - Norway

Today, I found out that my violent ex has moved to my country for the sole purpose of tracking me down. I know this because my former boss called and told me she gave him my address. She loves the idea of us getting back together because, "You're such a cute couple!" FML

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Catch 22

By kattydoo07 - 29/04/2009 05:06 - United States

Today, I found out I have a restraining order against me from my ex boyfriend. Apparently, I drive by his house too much and it is considered stalking. He forgot that I live 2 houses down, and MUST drive by his house to get home. FML

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There's still hope, then?

By Anonymous - 07/10/2024 10:00 - United States

Today, my abusive ex came over to my apartment, hoping to "work things out." Not only did we break up more than 13 years ago, but I moved to a different state just to get away from him. FML

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Set them free

By Seriously?! - 31/08/2023 06:00

Today, my abusive ex-boyfriend contacted me for the first time in almost 14 years, to apologize for how he treated me while we were still together. It brought back all the old memories that I thought I had finally overcome, and made me have such a bad panic attack that I had to go to the hospital. FML

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Pining

By akvan - 06/09/2022 03:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I'm obsessing over finding out anything about my ex. A month ago, I finally deleted his number from my phone, but if I'd known it would just make me start obsessing over him again, then I wouldn't have deleted it. FML

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By joolsie - 15/05/2013 23:45 - United Kingdom

Today, I received a note from my creepy ex, whom I broke up with two years ago, saying how much he still misses me. I live over 100 miles away from him now. The note was hand-delivered to my new address. FML

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ICallKyo 3

Sunday 28 February 2010 9:06

****** scary!

blanka453 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 9:07

I hope he broke something, like his neck. oh and call the cops, get a restraining order or something

Comments

milktea 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 12:34

You used to date Edward Cullen?

mahamii_93 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 14:27

lmao ^

Kylias 6

Sunday 28 February 2010 15:58

My thoughts exactly. :'D

phantomzeroz 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 12:47

he was probably jacking off

FockinA 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 12:56

well its time to call the police.

AlterEggo 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 12:56

FYL. Buy a gun. Call the police. Shoot him next time.

pockas 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 13:18

woah restraing order time chica

pandabear90 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 13:31

freakshow! call the police

m11583 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 13:33

I know how this works! I've heard this before. What's gotta happen is your dad has to almost hit him with the car, then bring him into your house. Nursing him back to health is what will bring you 2 together. Then, you'll have 3 children. One of which will befriend a man named "Doc" (the man who invented the flux capacitor) and your son will time travel back in time and play Johnny Be Good at your prom.

ReallyMike 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 15:01

Lol at the back to the future reference xD

ReallyMike 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 13:41

I say YDI. I have never heard of a female stalker. What the **** is up with so many women these days that they can't tell when they are dating a ******* psycho? I mean it's not that difficult, there are tells when a person is ******* insane. ~_~; don't date psycho's out of desperation, there are a lot of normal single guys who will date you despite your personality/looks/etc in exchange for sex. Seriously -.-'