Breaking news: bratwurst mayhem!

Anonymous - 31/01/2017 03:39 - United States - Madison

Today, having forgotten my knife at home, I nervously took a bite of my cheesy brat at work. It didn’t splatter on my clothes like I worried it would, but it did splatter all over my desk, keyboard, computer screen, and paperwork. I can't get the cheese out from under the keys. FML
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sarcasmismyno1

OP here. It happened. No apologies, lesson learned. Welcome to WI life. It's different up here, ya know.

If you were worried it would splatter, why would you choose to eat it anywhere near these things...?

OP here. It happened. No apologies, lesson learned. Welcome to WI life. It's different up here, ya know.

AjaniMiguel21 1

Am I the only one who thought OP meant brat, as in a disobedient kid at first?

Am I the only one who thought OP meant brat, as in a disobedient kid at first?

Am I the only one who thought OP meant brat, as in a disobedient kid at first?

Stiggy626 25

you realize you can take the keys off, right?