Boozehound

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I was refused employment at a liquor store. Their reason? I'm a regular customer and they're afraid I'll drink all their profits. FML
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ItsAllAnIllusion 2

Wouldn't you having experience shopping there and liking the products make you more useful as a salesperson? That wasn't a very wise choice on their part.

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omfg_creepers 8

Did you apply for the chance of employee discounts?

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iwadasn 32

If you drink so much that the employees at the liquor store are concerned about you, that's a pretty clear sign that you have a problem.

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SeeNote 1

Thats the way to go! Drink away those profits ;)

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fuzzydino321 9

it makes sense plus think about it maybe u will....

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shamonie22 9

How can you not deserve this?

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FaygoAndMiracles 18

Explain why he does? "Regular customer" is vague, it could just mean that he doesn't use any other liquor store when he does go to them, or the owners of the store might think that not very much alcohol is actually a lot of alcohol.

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FaygoAndMiracles 18

Why does this have so many YDI's? He said he is a regular customer, which could mean "I go there once a week", or "I go there a few times a month", do we REALLY feel the need to assume he means "I go there twice a day and I am a violent alcoholic"?

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nicofluff 15

Hopefully this won't make you wine too much. You can get your spirits up!

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peterblackmer91 12

I can only wonder if you've been in there drunk or if you're buying a huge amount of booze. I feel you're not giving us all the facts.

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