Transportation, Bikes and Love: BIKES!

BIKES!

By woxliuke - 05/05/2016 18:44 - Lithuania - Vilnius

Today, my boyfriend and I went for a ride on bicycles. After a while, I couldn't see him ahead of me any more. I went back and forth for half an hour but could't find him, and started to think something happened. I went home to call him but saw his bike. Turns out my boyfriend is just an asshole. FML

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By double trouble - 04/05/2015 04:04

Today, I found my bike that was stolen a week ago in front of someone's house. Now this wouldn't have been a problem if my husband didn't steal it to go meet with his girlfriend. FML

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I don't belong here

By Biker - 20/08/2024 20:00 - Germany

Today, I met a "nice guy." Unfortunately, he called himself that after following me on his bike for one and a half hours in the opposite direction of where he was supposed to be going, just to "coincidentally" meet me again. Get lost, you fucking creep! FML

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Stranded

By i love stupid people - 14/07/2019 06:30

Today, I went on a 50 km bike ride with a friend. We stopped for a break halfway through, and locked our bikes up. When we returned, some guy had locked his bike to mine. We had to wait an hour for him to return. FML

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Wrong place, wrong time

By lug_nut - 06/01/2010 05:24 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house so that he could break up with me. I went out to my car to leave only to discover that all of the wheels had been stolen. Even the spare. I had to spend the rest of the day with my ex-boyfriend finding a way to get my car home. FML

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By iJuli - 08/04/2012 05:17 - United States - Billings

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2015 07:28 - United States - Plainview

Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML

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By tjcl - 28/11/2009 06:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were gazing into each others' eyes in the moonlight after not having seen each other for a week. I thought he was going to say "I love you" and pull me in for a kiss. Instead, he said, "Since you can’t drive, we should get one of those two seater bicycles." FML

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By dream_girl_3 - 08/03/2010 09:37 - United States

Today, I let my boyfriend drive my car, knowing that he doesn't have a license. While he was out, he ran a stop sign, collided with another vehicle, and then left the scene of the accident. Then he lied to me about how the accident happened so I "wouldn't be so upset." FML

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By superficialheart - 21/01/2012 11:59 - China

Today, while riding back from a weekend away with my boyfriend, we crashed his motorbike, resulting in us getting thrown over a barbed wire fence into a forest. I woke up in hospital. Apparently, in his adrenaline rush, he climbed back on his bike and continued his trip, forgetting all about me. FML

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By pissedchick - 07/08/2019 14:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me. We're in the middle of nowhere and have a 4-hour drive home. FML

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Jatok 17

Friday 6 May 2016 12:21

I'm actually still really confused. Did he turn around and not go with you? Or just ride really far ahead and turn around?

saba_ajira 29

Friday 6 May 2016 12:15

Out of curiosity, were you not riding together for the most part?

Comments

Cow_Girl_Lilly 24

Friday 6 May 2016 15:35

That sucks OP. I had a boyfriend who was an asshole. Hopefully things get better for you :)

dubstepp 15

Saturday 7 May 2016 2:38

Sorry to hear that OP but it is funny. My boyfriend and I go on bike rides as well and one time he went way ahead of me and I thought he was leaving me on the dust but he didn't... Lol

usnwife 18

Saturday 7 May 2016 4:00

After getting separated, sure, but this sounds more like he rode off and left her behind on purpose when they were, at least in her understanding, going for a ride *together*

dudeguy27 7

Saturday 7 May 2016 7:26

that sucks, we just got my wide a new bike. now we all go for a ride everyday after the children get home from school.

URBeingLied2 23

Thursday 19 May 2016 17:32

I feel like the creators of FML taking away the "You deserve it" button, and leaving me with two choices I don't want, is a direct comment on the presidential election options.