Miscellaneous, Roommate, Neighbours, Noise and Fire: BEEP BEEP BEEP - FML

BEEP BEEP BEEP

By Anonymous - 14/06/2026 15:00 - United States

Today, I bought noise-canceling headphones because my neighbors are loud. The first night I wore them, I completely missed the sound of my smoke alarm battery dying. Instead of hearing a faint beep every minute, I woke up to six missed calls from my roommate asking why I wasn't answering. FML

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stickyface 16

Sunday 14 June 2026 17:17

Are you complaining that you can't hear your ceiling bird, or that you missed calls? There are ways around that, you know.

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stickyface 16

Sunday 14 June 2026 17:17

Are you complaining that you can't hear your ceiling bird, or that you missed calls? There are ways around that, you know.

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