Love: Bad omen

Bad omen

By CastAway - 24/05/2009 00:16 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I went down to the pier. I brought an empty bottle and some paper, and we both constructed a massive letter expressing our passionate love for each other. We stuck it in the bottle, and threw it out to sea, only to see it explode in slow motion on a protruding rock. FML

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By Oh - 22/03/2016 22:36 - United States - Winterville

Today, I wrote my girlfriend a song. She wrote me a 13-page letter on why we should break up. FML

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By good_job_john - 20/07/2009 15:43 - United States

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend on my boat at the lake. As we were looking at the mountains all around us, she playfully pushed me off the side into the water. As I got back on the boat, I realized that not only was my cellphone dead, but the ring had fallen into the deep water. FML

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Time to change your mind

By Anonymous - 28/01/2020 18:00

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By LukeSkywalker - 23/12/2011 16:38 - United States

Today, after pouring my heart out to my girlfriend of four years through a speech that took me three weeks to write, and then proposing, she responded, "Eh, why not." FML

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By JackOLantern - 13/07/2009 20:16 - Satellite Provider

Today, I proposed to a girl I'd been in love with for 6 years. I filled the balcony of the building where I'd first laid eyes on her with innumerable roses and, under the starlit sky, I did it. She later posted on facebook 'OMG. This geek I knew from high school did the FUNNIEST thing today'. FML

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Jumping the gun

By mygirlnoloveme - 04/08/2023 08:00

Today, I told the girl of my dreams that my love for her was deeper than the ocean. She laughed hysterically. This wouldn’t be so bad but we happen to be dating. FML

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By Alone - 06/05/2013 14:24 - United States - Chapel Hill

Today, my girlfriend found a letter I'd written to myself for moral support while we were broken up, in which I explained why we would never work out. Apparently I made a convincing argument. FML

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By ALetterADay - 24/12/2017 01:30

Today, I wrote a long, loving and emotional Christmas letter to my girlfriend, leaving it for her to read when she woke up. Halfway through the day, I received a text stating that she saw my "breakup letter" and threw out all my stuff. I can't even contact her now. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2018 14:00

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. When she saw the ring, she got so excited that she ran to kiss me and it flew out of my hand, over the balcony of our suite, and fell roughly 45 stories straight down. I could feel my wallet screaming as a £4000 diamond vanished into the night. FML

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By but I tried anal and everything - 22/11/2012 16:13 - United States - Des Moines

Today, in break from tradition, I proposed to my boyfriend. We were at a Japanese Pagoda. Water was trickling everywhere; the moment was perfect. While I was on my knee, after pouring my heart out, he looked wistfully out over the water and said, "So, I was thinking pizza tonight." FML

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Headcase 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 10:19

There's nothing romantic about littering, y'know.

biancagolden 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 10:16

Your love is explosive?

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T1MT1M 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 10:36

#9 no they recorded it and watched it in slow motion later.

NGM_KID 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 10:37

How did you see it in slow motion? o_O Did you tivo it? lol

Saoul_fml 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 10:38

Slow Motion, Eh? I would have loved to have been there. To throw you off and see your skull explode in slow motion on the same rock. Then take the rock and keep a little piece of it with me at all times so I too can be in Slow Motion.

alesposito 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 10:39

There really should be a "who the **** cares" button No offence =

BmanUltima 0

Friday 31 December 2010 14:56

^ win

Stoner09 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 10:40

thats what you get for littering tard.

nuked 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 10:44

How is this an FML? Your love letters were destroyed? As opposed to never seeing them again anyways? You have a nerdy girlfriend who is willing to 'construct' a love letter for you. Yeah, definitely FYL.. Idiot..

WittyUsername13 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 10:47

That has to be the wankiest idea of romance ever. YDI.

myrddraal_fml 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 10:48

Lol , man that's a great business! selling empty bottles.

vjj 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 15:48

He 'brought' not 'bought'..

Curtieeeez 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 10:55

And are you dying? No. Then your life is not F'ed. Get over yourself. Seriously.

redbluegreen 40

Sunday 24 May 2009 11:05

I thought the idea was really sweet, besides that it was technically littering. That sucks though. Maybe you can express your love for each other another way? I write things on little colored strips of paper, and then fold them into little stars. I keep a jar of them. That probably just made me a freak...