Miscellaneous: Back to reality - FML

Back to reality

By Herbiee - 18/08/2010 12:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I shaved off the beard I had been forced to grow over the past 3 weeks due to forgetting my razor when away. Fifteen minutes in, with half my beard gone, I realised I had got a tan everywhere but my beard. I now have a large white patch on my face. FML

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Mr Beard

By Anonymous - 06/07/2011 16:59 - United States

Today, I shaved my beard off. Turns out the skin under my beard is six shades lighter than the rest of my face. I look completely ridiculous. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 21:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML

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By ripo95 - 26/11/2008 06:18 - France

Today, I put my hand up in class. I forgot that I hadn't shaved. FML

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By boreed - 27/12/2010 05:37 - United States

Today, I finally got an unsightly mole on my face removed. While I was shaving. FML

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Can't face it

By bearded lady - 08/06/2020 14:03

Today, thanks to all my medications, I've been growing thick, dark hair on my face. I decided to use hair removal cream instead of shaving. The cream removed every trace of hair, but also made my skin about 4 times lighter than the rest of my face. It's even more noticeable than the beard. FML

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By nomorebeard - 25/03/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I was shaving off my beard for the first time in a very long time. I decided to have a little fun with it, and shaved my beard first into a goatee, then a handle-bar, then, finally, into a Hitler mustache. My electric razor dies. I don't have a normal one or an extra battery. FML

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Itchy and scratchy

By Anonymous - 27/07/2021 00:01

Today, it turned out the razor I used for manscaping wasn't as new and sharp as I'd thought. My entire crotch is now overcome with an unfathomable amount of razor burn. FML

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By RyanM - 10/03/2010 15:00 - France

Today, I found out what people really think about the beard I've been proudly growing for over a month. It appears that my face now looks like an unshaven ballsack. FML

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It's lit

By Anonymous - 07/02/2022 00:01

Today, after spending 2 years growing out my hair, rubbing in oils to make it strong and healthy so I could shave it off and donate to a cancer charity to make wigs, I had a mishap at work with a car's cracked petrol tank. I now have 2nd degree facial burns and like 90% of the hair is burned away. FML

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You deserved it 136

By Anonymous - 08/02/2010 06:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML

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Laurendorcus 0

Wednesday 18 August 2010 18:58

Why didnt you just buy a disposable razor while you were away? Laziness/cheapness YDI

Shopaholic69137 0

Wednesday 18 August 2010 19:08

It didn't occur to you that you could just buy a new one while away? and they say Americans are dumb.

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bella15 0

Wednesday 18 August 2010 21:05

why didnt you just buy a razor while you were away??

bella15 0

Wednesday 18 August 2010 21:05

why didnt you just buy a razor while you were away??

Geiko_fml 0

Wednesday 18 August 2010 21:08

Holy **** we just got spammed by bella.

j5p332 6

Wednesday 18 August 2010 21:12

there is such a thing as a disposable razor...

Ieatdraxxus 0

Wednesday 18 August 2010 21:23

half beard!

kryz1500 0

Wednesday 18 August 2010 21:35

You could just spray tan you chin or put make up on it.

Lingonberry668 0

Wednesday 18 August 2010 21:36

just spray tan! no biggie!

nkt_19 0

Wednesday 18 August 2010 21:40

douche.

Igor_g5 0

Wednesday 18 August 2010 21:53

Poor you. Whiner.

idntgveafuk 0

Wednesday 18 August 2010 22:06

hahahahaha

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Today, my parents were supposed to take me out to eat for my birthday, but since their favorite child wasn't with us, I instead got a mini order of tots from Sonic as my birthday meal/present. FML

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