Baby bird blues

nerderer - - United States - Duluth

Today, I walked outside to get the paper, and saw a dying bird I assumed had flown into the window. It was warm so I thought it might still be alive. I wasn't wearing my glasses though, and was trying to nurse a dog turd back to life. FML
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SweetasCandy0609 28

Wow OP you must be pretty blind without your glasses if you thought that dog turd was a bird not the best way to start your day I say definitely FYL.

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randomkat820 8

Yes you had no glasses on but how did you not SMELL it?!?!?

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ptellini 7

I'm sorry but LOL!!!!!!!!

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slackerjoe 22

hopefully you didn't try mouth to mouth lls

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hberri331 18

Turd / bird close enough.

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theweasel 16

Did you try to give it CPR?

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