Avant garde

By MySonThePoet - 27/10/2014 02:42 - United States - Racine

Today, I stumbled across one of my son's English assignments. Apparently, he decided to submit a haiku about how electrical outlets are technically "whores" because they hook up with countless cords for a "charge." I don't know whether to be amused or furious. FML
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PoptartsKid 13

Be amused, that kid knows what's up; don't trust outlets... I wouldn't date one

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puzzy 13

You know that can also be said the other way around. Clever kid.

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guinea_pigs 9

I wonder what grade he got? English teachers never appreciate true creativity anymore!

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Frenchtony 17

Those are pure allegations. I've known some outlets that stayed all there life with the same device, what about the dishwasher or your fridge. Weren't they in a way happily married decent people !? Let the one who have never sinned throw the first stone !

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ohSNAPyall 26

^ Cleverest point in this whole comments section.

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Sir_Fox 14

I would have shown it to him, then high-five him

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Nessco 36

maybe it was meant to be a satirical piece.

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hk1998 8

Thats funny and creative, but if he hasnt handed the assignment in yet dont let him because I dont think a teacher would be as amused by the language he used.

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ZoroMiHawk 25

indeed, he should change the word '*****' to 'escort' instead.

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hk1998 8

How about the word prostitute instead?

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MzZombicidal 36

#57, because the would add two extra syllables. Though, escort would also be adding one extra syllable. I'm sure OP's son could work around it, though! :P

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ZoroMiHawk 25

yeah but you're not going anywhere if you keep repeating that cliche.

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