Intimacy: Attraction

Attraction

By Chelsea - 02/04/2012 17:31 - United States

Today, I met a really attractive guy outside of a club. We came back to my apartment and had sex. Afterward, we both fell asleep. I woke up and found 20 dollars on my nightstand that wasn't there before. He thought I was a prostitute, and apparently a cheap one. FML

I agree, your life sucks 74 528

You deserved it 38 964

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By Melaknee - 19/03/2009 00:10 - United States

Today, I saw an attractive man outside the club I was trying to get into to. We talked, and ended up having sex in my apartment. The next day when I was dropping him off, I discovered he was homeless and was outside the club begging for money. My house is suddenly out of bread and cheese. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 470

You deserved it 149 842

Bang for your buck

By Anonymous - 24/08/2022 06:00

Today, feeling attractive, I got dressed up and took myself to a trendy bar to enjoy some cocktails. A muscular, handsome man approached me and we began to flirt. He recommended that we get a hotel room, which we did. After we had the most amazing sex of my life, he started to tell me his price. He was an escort. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 007

You deserved it 595

By Anonymous - 11/04/2015 22:05 - United States - Shelby

Today, while walking down the street, a cute guy approached me. We ended up having some drinks then heading back to his place and hooked up. Afterwards, I used the bathroom, and when I came out, he was going through his wallet and asked me how much he owed me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 974

You deserved it 11 920

Dodgy

By jsw029 - 26/02/2009 04:51 - United States

Today, I met a guy at a bar and we went back to my room. We start having sex and, about 30 seconds in, he stops and says it's not right - he likes me too much for a one night stand. He gives me his number, a kiss on the cheek, and leaves. It turns out that he'd already came. I called his phone - wrong number. FML

I agree, your life sucks 84 211

You deserved it 20 942

Messy

By hopeless1 - 26/04/2009 05:40 - United States

Today, I met a really hot guy at a bar. We talked for a while and really seemed to hit it off. We ended up going to my apartment. He stopped and said, "Clean up this mess and maybe we could do something another time." I am a complete neat freak - my apartment had been robbed and trashed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 105 018

You deserved it 5 854

By elo - 20/12/2008 05:50 - France

Today, I woke up beside a disgusting guy I didn't know. He told me he was the best friend of the handsome guy I was hitting on yesterday evening. I can't remember at which point I got mislead into bringing the wrong one home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 918

You deserved it 32 492

By homewrecker - 01/08/2009 13:44 - United States

Today, I woke up from a night of crazy drunken sex with a guy I had met at a friends 23rd birthday party. The lights had been off when we had stumbled in to his house the night before. When I opened my eyes today, the first thing I saw was his family picture, complete with his wife and son. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 100

You deserved it 64 068

Rave on

By poorclubgoer - 14/11/2009 10:11 - United States

Today, I decided to go to a club with my friends. I was flattered when an attractive guy started dancing with me. Later, I went to grab my money to pay for my dinner and realized while dancing, the very sneaky man pulled my forty dollars out of my pocket. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 724

You deserved it 5 953

By Sandra - 18/02/2009 14:15 - Ireland

Today, I got talking to a really hot guy at a party. He told me that he was only here because he heard the host would sleep with anyone, and he and his buddies had a bet going. It was my party. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 771

You deserved it 20 440

By Mdrk783 - 02/09/2009 08:41 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with a co-worker who I really liked. One thing led to another and we ended up going to her house and hooked up. Once we'd finished, I noticed another co-workers ID on the floor by her bed. I asked her about it and she said he must have dropped it there last night. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 689

You deserved it 8 889

Locket_fml 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 23:03

Look on the bright side, $20 up.

Crunchy_fml 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 23:03

at least you got some money?

Comments

doneskie 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 1:09

20 dollars for the shot of penicilin

darksider_55 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 7:17

YDI, Most definitely. Taking home someone you don;t know and sleeping with them is *****-like behavior. and for those who are saying those telling her she deserves it can;t get laid, grow up and don;t be an idiot.

ifuckenhateyou 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 10:41

omg thats hilarious! and it says my name is nick which isnt true but any who... thats gross and trashy.. and might i even say hoe-ish and being a complete ignorant ****! but i'd do the same ahaha u wanna hump? haha

Mr_Resetti 0

Monday 1 June 2009 1:08

What if he didn't think you were a prostitute? He'd do the exact same thing, except he wouldn't leave you a red cent.

tommiegirlxxx 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 4:35

hey, at least you made a little money haha now u got a future job set out for you in the future... just in case

DeadSexy86 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 19:15

thats what you get for dressing like a hussie and taking guys home. lol!!!!

that_guy_you_are 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 12:07

LOL 184. Hussie. I hear you're also a harlot and a strumpet. You probably show your ankles in public too, you dirty girl ;) You got sex and money, WTF are you complaining about? Isn't that what we all want? Don't buy into this garbage about casual sex being "wrong", it's a beautiful thing. It is the primal drive, the reason we all live. To ****. Embrace it.