Gross and Animals: Alas, poor Kermit

Alas, poor Kermit

By traumatizedforlife - 05/08/2013 20:21 - United States

Today, I stepped out of the house for some fresh air. It was still dark out, so imagine my horror when I accidentally stepped on a frog. It squealed for a split second before being crushed beneath my uncovered foot. FML

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By Hashtagfail - 04/08/2021 10:01 - Netherlands

Today, I went outside to feed the hedgehogs who often visit my garden. It was late in the evening and dark outside. I was walking barefoot, when I suddenly stepped on something. It felt soft and splashed apart under my foot. I looked and realized that I had stepped on a slug. FML

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By Unknown - 30/06/2014 01:05 - United States

Today, I found out that the lump under my carpet that I stomped on to flatten was actually a dead frog that had gotten caught in the wrong place at the wrong time. FML

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By oops... - 19/06/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, as a frog biologist I was out in the field searching for a relatively rare frog species. After three hours I finally heard the frog call and I crept closer and closer to the sound until... squish... I stepped on the very frog I was trying to collect. They're endangered. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, I was chopping weeds with a weed whacker. I heard something get caught in the blades, and realized it was a frog when the leg hit me in the eye. The rest of the chopped frog ended up on my face. FML

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By sting - 03/06/2017 04:00

Today, I stepped on a glue trap for scorpions. Bare foot. There was a scorpion already caught on it. It wasn't dead. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2025 15:00 - China - Guangzhou

Today, on my way home from school, I accidentally stepped on a dead rat. That gross squishy feeling and the sound of its bones cracking… I'm never going to forget that for the rest of my life. FML

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By AD240Z - 16/12/2016 11:39

Today, while walking my dog in the darkness, I bent down to pick up his poop. I screamed like a little girl as his morning turd leapt up my arm, covering my hand and jacket sleeve in soggy poop. My dog had curled one out onto a dozing frog. I skipped breakfast. FML

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By juwkgo - 17/02/2010 15:05 - United States

Today, as I was about to leave my house in my brand new heels, I stepped on a dead mouse. My heel went through it. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2016 20:24 - United States - Honolulu

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom. I was there with the lights out when something ran across my foot. I freaked out, tried to kick it off, and ended up smashing my foot into the side of the tub. FML

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By Kitty at my foot - 20/09/2022 13:00 - United States

Today, I accidentally stepped on my cat's paw and she let out a deafening screech of pain. After treating her like a queen for the rest of the day as an apology, I accidentally kicked her in the dark, sending her flying up against the wall. I feel as though I should sleep with one eye open tonight. FML

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Doritozilla 20

Tuesday 6 August 2013 5:31

Imagine just sitting there relaxing when all of the sudden a giant foot squishes you? o.O

then000bster 16

Tuesday 6 August 2013 5:30

Sounds like you had a smashing time.

Comments

StanSmith2013 26

Wednesday 7 August 2013 14:49

Frog murderer! Of course it will be our at night as it is cooler then than in the daytime!

superman3212 8

Thursday 8 August 2013 0:10

you monster!

bucketsoftacos 4

Thursday 8 August 2013 11:44

The same thing happened to me.. but with a cockroach.

lexim1130 15

Friday 9 August 2013 6:31

Same thing happened to me when I was on vacation only it was a snail, worst.. Feeling.. EVER

triplecccs 6

Friday 9 August 2013 9:14

Splat.. Gross!'

Monique_operario 11

Friday 9 August 2013 10:59

Poor froggy

operator47 10

Friday 9 August 2013 16:45

How inconsiderate of the frog.

Electricsheep 4

Friday 9 August 2013 19:20

I know that feeling, sis. I did the same thing with a lizard when I was 8. It still haunts me.

cho_bee 9

Saturday 17 August 2013 3:53

... And now I have the Liberty Bell March stuck in my head.

alfred_winklewof 8

Thursday 29 January 2015 1:31

poor frog

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