After literally begging my boyfriend for sex multiple times with... - FML

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By "Dotx_ie" - 31/12/2017 14:17

After literally begging my boyfriend for sex multiple times with no success, it comes out he'd rather jack off to porn than exert any more energy than needed. We've been dating for three months.

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WeirdUS 29

Tuesday 2 January 2018 16:43

Do you try to get foreplay involved at a bad time. Did. he just get from work and wants to hang out for a bit? Try to be considerate of the above and remember not all guys are ready to go at any moment just cause. you ask.

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WeirdUS 29

Tuesday 2 January 2018 16:43

Do you try to get foreplay involved at a bad time. Did. he just get from work and wants to hang out for a bit? Try to be considerate of the above and remember not all guys are ready to go at any moment just cause. you ask.

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