Today, after 3.5 years of a faithful relationship, I find out...

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By Kenneth Schulz - 11/09/2018 04:25 - Canada - Regina

Today, after 3.5 years of a faithful relationship, I find out the woman I wanted to be the mother of my children is cheating on me, lying to my face, and fell out of love with me months ago. Great. FML

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interesting33 36

Thursday 13 September 2018 9:29

I am so sorry

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Thursday 13 September 2018 10:04

Oh ****, that's really bad. 😱

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interesting33 36

Thursday 13 September 2018 9:29

I am so sorry

nubs 23

Thursday 13 September 2018 10:04

Oh ****, that's really bad. 😱

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