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By Anonymous - 14/01/2018 02:41

Today, after 2 days of being told by the cat shelter my pet would be returned to me, I was told my cat is at a transitional foster home because she had "a bad attitude". I would have a bad attitude as well if I were illegally trapped abducted, then handed over to the new parents. FML

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