Health, Accident and Transportation: Acting out

Acting out

By itsgotime - 20/03/2009 06:11 - United States

Today, I was running to my car, slipped, and slammed my head on the car door. I started driving to the hospital because it was bleeding profusely and I was dizzy, I called my mom to tell her what had happened. She said I was grounded for "goofing off" and that she was "sick of my shit". FML

I agree, your life sucks 98 394

You deserved it 7 912

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Funny how?

By funnyguyNOT - 05/04/2009 21:39 - United States

Today, a car was waiting for me to cross the street so I thought it would be funny to slowly limp across the street. When I got to the end, I jumped as high as I could to show I was faking. Turns out I tripped and hit my head hard on the sidewalk. That car took me to the hospital. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 319

You deserved it 285 249

By angel grace - 15/02/2018 15:00

Today, I woke up feeling ill. My mom sent me to school anyway, and grounded me for "lying" about being sick. As soon as I got to school, I began vomiting blood. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 197

You deserved it 263

Don't know, don't care

By Anonymous - 02/09/2024 13:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I was in a car accident. When I came home, I told my mom. She just got angry with me, blamed me for it, and didn't even ask if I was OK. FML

I agree, your life sucks 507

You deserved it 96

Less haste, more speed

By Ouch - 20/05/2012 04:06 - United States - Costa Mesa

Today, I tried to beat my dad to the car. I jumped over the steel cables in the parking structure and hit my head on a metal pipe, then bounced off the wires, and onto my back on the pavement. Good thing we were already at the hospital to visit my sick mother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 610

You deserved it 26 803

By Anonymous - 24/09/2011 04:40 - United States

Today, I received a serious concussion and several stitches to the back of my head. The attacker? My mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 594

You deserved it 2 952

Help!

By katie - 27/01/2010 20:03 - France

Today, after spending a few minutes de-icing my car and leaving the heat on so it would warm up, I slipped as I was entering the car and hit my head on the door, causing it to close and lock. I'm waiting for my mom who has a spare key to come and unlock it. Class started ten minutes ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 666

You deserved it 3 886

Light sentence

By ClumsyTeen - 13/05/2021 23:57 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I tried to sneak in at 2 a.m. after going out, since I'm 16, but I tripped over a pair of slippers and landed flat on my face. My body fell quietly, but I let out a very loud and guttural, "Oof." After about a minute, I lifted my face to see my mom standing over me. I'm now grounded for 3 days. FML

I agree, your life sucks 278

You deserved it 2 220

McSteamy

By Anonymous - 07/11/2021 11:00

Today, I illicitly borrowed my dad's car to go to the store, but crashed into my mom's car as she and dad were returning from my grandma's house. Both cars are totalled, my mom is in hospital with a broken collarbone, and I realised dads really can make steam come out their ears if they’re really mad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 212

You deserved it 2 215

Thanks guys

By Anonymous - 29/04/2009 00:05 - Canada

Today, I was walking into my living room when I slipped over the carpet, bashed my head on my glass table, and was moaning in pain on the floor. My parents came running when they heard my head bang… straight to the table, to see if there were any scratches on it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 143

You deserved it 3 240

Unbelievable

By Anonymous - 15/08/2013 17:39 - Spain - Mon?var

Today, I slipped and fell down the stairs, landing hard on my knee. Through my screams of agony, my mom accused me of exaggerating the pain, and said I was just being an attention seeker, before finally taking me to hospital. I was told my leg was broken. She refused to apologize. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 029

You deserved it 3 462

Capybara 0

Friday 20 March 2009 16:10

If this is true, then you really could have endangered a lot of people. What if you had passed out and swerved into a neighbor's yard or something? Still, I agree. Your mom is a bitch.

JohnnyViola 0

Friday 20 March 2009 16:03

What a bitch.

Comments

echigo109 0

Friday 20 March 2009 17:35

WHAT A BITCH

babyAKgirl 0

Friday 20 March 2009 17:41

you've OBVIOUSLY ****** around with her so many times that she thought you were joking this time. stop trying to garner sympathy. you deserved it.

hipprep83 0

Friday 20 March 2009 17:51

Your mom would love my Mom. I'm home for spring break and my bed broke (keep in mind I'm a 160 lb male) it flipped me into the floor but not before slamming my head off of my oak nightstand. My mother then come into the room and told me to quiet down.

eschreib 0

Friday 20 March 2009 17:56

you probably shouldnt have been driving

aupilot 0

Friday 20 March 2009 18:05

Uh, if you were OK enough to drive, then you were fine and your mom is probably within her rights to be sick of your shit. If you really were bleeding as profusely as you claim, then you shouldn't have been driving. You could have killed someone.

latuka 0

Friday 20 March 2009 18:20

As much as you did an epic fail by driving yourself to the hospital, and not calling 911... your mom is even more of an epic fail cuz won't she just feel like shit when she realizes what really did happen.

Sa_Ku 0

Friday 20 March 2009 18:35

You have one messed up parent. #21 is right. Where is the logic.

mobitsfa 1

Friday 20 March 2009 18:39

Well that is a pretty stupid thing for you to do. If you hit your head and you're bleeding, feeling dizzy. You should call an ambulance not drive to the hospital yourself. She's probably mad because you're an idiot and have no regaurd for any other lives you could've endangered while driving.