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Anonymous - 27/04/2009 05:58 - United States

Today, at work, I managed to hit myself in the face with a large sheet pan. The force made me back into a shelf, which knocked a box off the top, which hit me in the head and knocked me out-cold. I now have a fat lip, a sore head, and bruises all over from the fall. FML

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myheadhurts - 12/11/2013 02:14 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I got a concussion. It was when an entire shelf of bicycle helmets tumbled onto my skull. FML

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Dumped - 06/04/2017 14:00

Today, at work, I went to place a small item on a shelf. The shelf fell on me, trapping my hand. While lifting it, the top shelf fell against my chest and the products all dumped on my face. I then realized the shelves were only held up by zip ties. FML

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Night fight

FistFighter - 09/04/2011 04:01 - United States

Today, after getting up to press snooze on my alarm clock, I climbed back into bed. When I went to reach for the covers quickly because I was cold, I missed, yet still managed to pull back my fist with force punching myself in the face. I now have a bloody fat lip. FML

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Anonymous - 04/04/2015 14:35 - France - Melesse

Today, at work, I tripped and fell face-first into a food display. As I picked myself up, totally humiliated, I tripped again and fell right back into it, earning a bunch of pitying looks from nearby customers. FML

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hard_headed - 10/09/2010 10:02 - United States

Today, at work, I leaned back in a chair too far, causing me to tip over and smash my head into a wall. If that wasn't enough damage, my boss keeps replaying the security footage to everyone I work with. My head hurts not from the fall, but the loud laughter that keeps coming from inside the office. FML

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Self report

Bonk - 04/02/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, my clumsiness reached a whole level when I hit myself in the face with a hammer hard enough for blood to come out. FML

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Make it stop!

DBR - 23/04/2009 10:45 - United States

Today, my alarm went off. I reached to swat it, missed, slipped, smacked my face on my dresser, and fell on the floor. As I picked myself up off the floor, I hit my head on the open top drawer of my other dresser. In 30 seconds of consciousness, I was attacked by two pieces of furniture. FML

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Michael - 25/10/2011 15:00 - Australia

Today, while taking pills for a headache, I threw my head back to help get the pills down, and in the process, whacked it against the brick windowsill behind me. FML

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Safe working conditions

Anonymous - 22/05/2021 06:01

Today, at work, yet another inappropriately stacked pallet fell on me. I thought for sure that I just hit a nerve. Nope, I fractured my arm. FML

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Always wear protective gear

Anonymous - 06/06/2020 14:02

Today, while nailing a board down, I hit my thumb with the hammer. As I reached to console my throbbing finger, I dropped the hammer on my foot. When I went down to hold my foot, I smacked my head on the board. Now I've got a concussion, a smashed finger, and a bruised foot. FML

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pat2rome 0

Monday 27 April 2009 16:40

Haha, that sounds like something out of Tom and Jerry. That's gotta suck.

Brittaneyyy 0

Friday 6 August 2010 21:19

it's something u bake on and that really is a fyl but how on earth can hit itself that hard

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Monday 27 April 2009 21:19

Try not to be a retard. You Deserved That. 'Tard

Dhamy 0

Monday 27 April 2009 21:40

#3 - Meany. :/ Anyways, that's hilarious! But,also, I'm sorry, it probably hurt.

frootloop25 0

Monday 27 April 2009 21:43

Ohh I'm soo sorry. That sucks. Jeez, so many people are getting hurt on FML these days...

IEatCrayons 0

Monday 27 April 2009 22:23

agree with #3.

Sock_fml 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 1:13

You putz

acertijo 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 2:35

awwwwwww hehee

asxp10 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 2:59

This has already been done dumb ****. "Today, my parrot was on my shoulder and made a sound that freaked me out. I stepped back startled, and tripped over my dog and hit my head on the stove knocking me out. FML" or something like that. You're not original, you FAIL.

asxp10 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 3:05

Page 3 Today, I was walking in the kitchen with my parrot on my shoulder and my dog running around. Something freaked out my bird and she bit my ear and started flapping her wings in my face. Surprised, I took a step back, tripped over my dog, fell, hit my head on the stove, and got knocked unconscious. FML

kitten_kelly 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 3:05

Oooh my god.. LOL!!!

wutupbruh 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 3:30

@#6 I ACTUALLY laughed out loud at that one cuz i was JUST watching gilbert gottfried tell his aristocrats joke... trust me. you do not wanna hear it. its the most screwed up disgusting thing ive ever heard in my life. Yet still amazingly funny. But not if youre a prude.