Today, my boyfriend of 10 years has a beloved wife and a gun. I never even knew he was married or that he packed heat; others outed him. His response is not one of remorse but of self-righteousness and being outright mean to me, especially fun given my dad just died, and my uncaring mom attacks me for not supporting genocide. FML
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Today, my boyfriend drove me back home. My dad was sitting on the porch in his underwear, with his shotgun in his lap. He stroked the gun, looked my boyfriend dead in the eyes, and slowly shook his head. Now my boyfriend refuses to see me for his own safety. FML
Today, I brought up the subject of marriage with my boyfriend. His response was to shoot me with a nerf gun and laugh. FML
Today, my teenage son broke into my gun safe, took my gun, and dumped the magazine into the side of his ex-girlfriend's family home. He's completely stunned that he was arrested and charged with attempted murder. My wife blames me and wants a divorce. FML
Today, my boyfriend crossed a line with his bullshit "jokes". At dinner, he once again annoyed my dad by insisting that the "AR" in "AR-15" means "assault rifle". My dad is an NRA gun nut, so he finally blew up and told him that he was going to "AR his nuts if he didn't quit fucking with him." FML
Today, my mom broke it off with her online boyfriend. That wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the fact he's in the military, knows our address, and apparently is threatening to kill himself if she doesn't take him back. She tells me not to worry cause we have guns in the house, but I still don't feel safe. FML
Today, my boyfriend said angrily that he should never have gotten together with me, that he should have known a woman with divorced parents would have daddy issues, and never be quite right in the head. His own parents are divorced by the way, and his mom is extremely overbearing. FML
Today, I finally confronted my husband about his silicon *wedding ring* having rifle bullets on it. He said, "I love you as much as I love guns." I clarified, "As much as?" to give him an out. He replied, 100% serious, that he really loves his guns. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents. Her dad showed me his gun collection, and said the first rule of gun safety is never to point a gun at something you don't intend to kill. All while waving a handgun in my direction and glaring at me with barely suppressed rage. FML
Today, while walking downstairs to go to work, I turned the corner and my boyfriend pulled a gun on me. Apparently, he forgot I was there. FML
Today, my short-tempered, alcoholic boyfriend proudly showed me the rifle he bought. This guy regularly swears at his own sneezes and often flies into fits of rage because it's hard to get his shoe on. Time to move out. FML
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stickyface 16
I love how you put being secretly married and owning a gun on the same level of betrayal. And threw in some random political disagreement with your mother, all in 3 sentences.
vikkivale 2
IKR? People throw that word around and do not look at African genocide or Syria 😂😂
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stickyface 16
I love how you put being secretly married and owning a gun on the same level of betrayal. And threw in some random political disagreement with your mother, all in 3 sentences.
copalolita 16
Oh you’re one of those bleeding heart holier than thou virtue signalers that now find it trendy to throw around the word genocide since October 2023 because you saw your internet friends doing it. Ughhhh. YDI
Justkidding100 41
honestly just wondering but how would you define the deaths of a children on a scale never before seen in conflict before in recorded history? seriously what's your answer?
copalolita 16
It sucks and it’s horrible but what do you want me to do about it? People all around the world die everyday. 🤷🏻♀️ I’m not gonna lose sleep over some shit going on like 100,000 miles away. I already have my own problems. So does everyone else. Especially not virtue signal on the internet and act like I stopped atrocity from happening because I changed my profile pic to a picture of a watermelon.
haydenhades 21
it’s easier to disregard genocide when it’s not happening to you, isn’t it? The lack of empathy from people in this country is astonishing.
vikkivale 2
IKR? People throw that word around and do not look at African genocide or Syria 😂😂
gooder137 14
You people are all pathetic, including the OP. You are ALL on the wrong side of history. Hamas has sworn to wipe out the Jewish people, not Israelis, ALL Jews. According to the Convention of the Prevention and Punishment of the Crime of Genocide, Israel has a legal obligation to destroy Hamas. Anyone objecting to their campaign is violating international law. Every single one of you ******* are supporting genocide. That’s what you’re too stupid to understand.