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By IsThisRealLife - 01/02/2016 17:00 - United Kingdom
By IsThisRealLife - 01/02/2016 17:00 - United Kingdom
By Xandriajoy10 - 31/01/2016 03:44 - Australia - Sydney
By FullCircleProblem - 27/01/2016 06:04 - United States - Round Rock
By VisceralWolf - 26/01/2016 06:35 - United States - Fairborn
OP here, I made an account just to respond. To explain, my girlfriend is very rarely on top, and she was in the kind of pain wanting 'mood' that she didn't notice the contact and I certainly wasn't aware of it. I already knew that she said this could happen and avoided it at all costs. Well, turns out the angle and her weight pushing down caused us to reach the limit and well... I was on the bottom. Simple as that. I in no way did this on purpose. She knows it too.
By Anonymous - 25/01/2016 01:24 - Dominican Republic - Santo Domingo
By helloimkylieee - 25/01/2016 01:04 - United States - Tracy
By Anonymous - 24/01/2016 15:27 - United States - Indianapolis
By Anonymous - 23/01/2016 05:51 - United States
By swag papi - 22/01/2016 05:47 - Australia - Perth
By Garfield - 21/01/2016 04:41 - Canada - Toronto
By sadandmad - 20/01/2016 16:09 - United States - Bonita Springs
By xsnqw - 19/01/2016 22:28 - United States - San Francisco
By Anonymous - 19/01/2016 11:03 - United Kingdom - London
By Anonymous - 17/01/2016 18:41 - United States - Valparaiso
By anon - 16/01/2016 23:15 - United Kingdom - Sheffield
By Anonymous - 16/01/2016 06:40 - United States - Denver
By Anonymous - 15/01/2016 16:01 - United States - Worcester
By mouse_13 - 15/01/2016 06:28 - United Kingdom - Bicester
OP here- really surprised anyone would think this was cruel, as we've ben together for a long time and therefore know each others boundaries! Makes me sad people have to see the negative in something that makes me smile!
By Anonymous - 15/01/2016 04:51 - United States - Burbank
By Anonymous - 14/01/2016 12:51 - Australia
By ShouldveStayedAVirgin - 13/01/2016 18:30 - United States - Houston
By Bex98 - 11/01/2016 08:17 - United States - San Francisco
So, this is my FML. I'm not sure if it's verified, because I keep forgetting my passwords. Like a complete ******* haha. But anyways, this answer was prompted because I asked the server to describe the alfredo sauce, and she said: "It's creamy and white." Also, the FML about the veteran and his pickup line was also mine a few months ago, and of course I didn't have an account when I posted then either. Also, my brother did not willingly hang out with me haha. My family and a few other families were travelling together, and the teenagers, who all happened to be friends of my brother, went to eat together.
By anne - 07/01/2016 12:00 - Germany
By Anonymous - 04/01/2016 06:59 - United States - Atwater
By loko0909 - 04/01/2016 04:57 - United States - Cincinnati
By ywouldudomelikethat - 03/01/2016 20:02 - United States - Renton
By Oops - 03/01/2016 19:09 - United States - San Francisco
By Anonymous - 02/01/2016 22:31 - United States
By Anonymous - 30/12/2015 15:21 - Canada - Aurora
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Hey OP here. For those that have given support or made a joke, it's much appreciated. It's really helped to see the brighter side of the situation. For a little more back story; I was in his office originally looking for an envelope and found the underwear in the back of one of his drawers. We discussed it at length, I tried to make sure he felt accepted and not judged. It has helped our relationship more than I could have thought. I always wondered if he was holding something back, it's relieving to have everything out in the open. I did a little research and have found that it is common among men. As for only finding one, he showed me his 'stash' of bras and lingerie that he had hidden in his shed. Hopefully he'll be more open and honest with me about what he likes and what I can do to please him.