Anonymous · 12 August 2025, 15:00 ·Rotterdam, Netherlands

Quality family vacation

Today, I’m on holiday with my kids and crazy wife, who often throws a temper tantrum towards us. We have rented an apartment in front of a pool. There's a heat wave but because we are all infected with Impetigo, we can’t use it. On top of that, I’ve developed a sun allergy and eczema, so I’m just inside, with no AC, FML

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Anonymous · 12 August 2025, 09:00 ·North Augusta, United States

Sending hugs

Today, my mental illness hit rock bottom when I caught myself wishing I was buried next to my dog because nothing makes me happy anymore. FML

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Username · This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff ·France

Baywatched out

Today, I was lifeguarding at a community pool when I noticed a toddler go underwater. I quickly jumped in but suddenly got a cramp, which caused me to stall. When I looked up, I saw an old woman saving him, and got a shoe thrown at my head. I was fired. FML

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Anonymous · 12 August 2025, 03:00 ·Netherlands

Selfless

Today, I was called a "freeloading parasite" and had a knife pulled on me for being a landlord. I buy land, build small starter homes, and rent or sell them, generally at a significant loss, out of a philanthropic desire to ease the housing shortage. For the gratitude I get, I should just build McMansions. FML

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DLBL · 12 August 2025, 00:00 ·United States

Unacceptable!

Today, I walked around town doing errands. When I got home, I realized my short socks were two different shades of white. FML

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Taylor · 11 August 2025, 22:00 ·Bristol, United Kingdom

She's lost control again

Today, I was trying on jeans in a store. Thinking the changing room door was locked, I stripped down to my underwear. Suddenly, an elderly woman opened the door, stepped in, and said, “Oh, I thought this was the toilet.” We locked eyes for an eternity before she backed out. I felt obligated to buy the jeans to regain some control of my life. FML

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cooldude · This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff ·United States

I'm a loser baby

Today, I got called a "loser" by an old man wearing pink flip-flops and riding a purple moped. FML

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Bruh · 11 August 2025, 15:00 ·Mexico City, Mexico

How could you be so heartless?

Today, my mother and my sister chewed me out for not attending my sister's birthday party. I'm sorry for having both of my fucking legs broken in a motorcycle accident. FML

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Anonyme · 11 August 2025, 12:00 ·United States

My king (is a dick)

Today, my husband is so strict that even on the rare occasion I get to leave the house alone, I’m not allowed to speak to men in any capacity. I can’t even go through a line with a male cashier or male bank teller and I have pay at the pump in case a guy is working at the gas station. FML

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Creepy stranger danger · 11 August 2025, 09:00 ·United States

Hey dude!

Today, I was picking up my nephew from school. I waved when I saw him coming, shouted, “Hey dude!” The kid stared at me, confused. That’s when I realized it wasn’t my nephew, just a child who looked vaguely similar but who was now terrified. His actual mom gave me a look like she was deciding whether to call security. FML

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Funless · This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff ·United States

Disappointing

Today, I was invited to a party, but I didn't attend because my boyfriend would be disappointed with me. Instead, I spent the night with him watching movies. At the end of the night, he broke up with me because I wasn't fun enough. FML

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Keerah · 11 August 2025, 03:00 ·Krasnodar, Russia

Fitting in

Today, feeling a little bit chatty, I found this "most tolerant and supportive forum specifically for autistic people." I was never rude or sassy or anything, but got booed outta there for being "weird." Really? Too autistic for their liking? Never again. FML

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Christine · 11 August 2025, 00:00 ·United States

Fitness check

Today, I went to my first spin class. Trying my best, I hopped on the bike and started pedaling like I’d been doing it for years. The instructor came over, adjusted the seat, and as soon as she let go, I completely lost my balance and tipped over. The bike fell sideways, taking me and two water bottles with it. FML

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Anonymous · 10 August 2025, 22:00 ·London, United Kingdom

Packed in

Today, I was on a packed bus when my phone rang. I tried to answer, but my wired earbuds got tangled. I tugged too hard, yanking my phone out of my hand. It flew forward, smacked a man in the forehead, then bounced into a stranger’s coffee cup. FML

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Nathalieeeee · 10 August 2025, 20:00 ·Newark, United States

Mortified

Today, I went on a first date at an Italian restaurant. I was leaning in as my date told a story when my fork snapped a meatball in half. The sauce launched across the table and landed directly on his shirt, meat red against crisp white. I spent the rest of the meal staring at the stain, so I'm not sure there will be a date two. FML

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sorrygrandma · This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff ·United States

Got talent?

Today, our school chorus went to a senior citizens' home. An elderly lady died during my solo. FML

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KittyT · 10 August 2025, 15:00 ·Melbourne, Australia

Goddamn climate change!

Today, one year after I purchased my house, I planned to have a fire pit to celebrate. It turned out to be the only rainy day. FML

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Anonymous · 10 August 2025, 12:00 ·Canada

You're fit but don't you know it

Today, I was running at the gym, feeling like a fitness influencer. I increased the treadmill speed to “sprint” mode. My shoelace got caught in the belt, and I was launched backward into a rack of yoga mats, knocking them over like bowling pins. FML

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I…… · 10 August 2025, 09:00 ·United States

Toot toot

Today, I was relaxing on the sofa with the cat purring on my lap. My husband blasted an air horn. I'm now covered in cat scratches and piss, from both myself and the cat. I'm going to skin him. FML

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Anonymous · This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff ·Colorado Springs, United States

Boozehound

Today, I was refused employment at a liquor store. Their reason? I'm a regular customer and they're afraid I'll drink all their profits. FML

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Anonymous · 10 August 2025, 03:00 ·United States

Knock yourself out

Today, my package with two brand new toys got delivered to the wrong apartment. Somewhere in this apartment complex, a stranger is either judging me or having the best day of their life. FML

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Anonymous · 10 August 2025, 00:00 ·United States

Toxic AF

Today, my now ex-boyfriend begged me not to take an amazing promotion at my job. He reasoned that he’d be emasculated and humiliated if he had a girlfriend that outranked and out-earned him. I had to celebrate alone as my whole family lives in another state. Congrats to me but also, FML

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Debora · 9 August 2025, 22:00 ·Australia

Take it seriously

Today, during a virtual class, I thought I was muted and said, “I’m gonna fake a technical issue and take a nap.” The professor responded, “Let us know how the nap goes.” I never logged back in. FML

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Yak · 9 August 2025, 20:00 ·United States

Say it, don't spray it

Today, I heard my coworker sneeze on the other side of the break room, and right after I felt something wet hit my cheek. FML

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rimjob · This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff ·United States

Woof

Today, my dog barked for 30 minutes with me yelling for him to shut up. Guess that's how long it takes someone to steal the rims from my truck. Good dog. FML

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Anonymous · 9 August 2025, 15:00 ·United States

Heated gaming moment

Today, I got a call from my son's friend's dad, demanding I pick him up immediately. When I arrived, he marched me into the house and pointed at an Xbox controller lodged in the wall, informing me I'd be receiving the bill for drywall repair. FML

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Anonymous · 9 August 2025, 12:00 ·San Francisco, United States

It's a trap!

Today, I was ranting to my friend on the phone about my toxic ex, calling him a “walking red flag with a God complex.” Mid-sentence, she cut me off, saying, “Uh… you're on speaker. He’s in the car with me.” He chimed in with, “I mean… fair enough.” FML

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Anonymous · 9 August 2025, 09:00 ·Australia

Messy

Today, I absent-mindedly poured the putrid water from the sink’s air trap into the sink that I'd just removed the air trap out of, and flooded the cupboard I then had to crawl into. FML

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gaga · This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff ·San Jose, United States

Many such cases

Today, after spending about 5 grand on my home studio over the past year, I realized I have no musical talent whatsoever. FML

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Anonymous · 9 August 2025, 03:00 ·United States

How to make it awkward for everyone

Today, I got a haircut at a fancy salon and made small talk with the stylist. While she washed my hair, I said, “Wow, this is better than my girlfriend does it.” She replied, “That’s because I’m a professional. Also, I’m your girlfriend’s cousin.” FML

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