By shocked - 25/08/2011 18:10 - United States

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be a good idea to help me get over the fear of my upcoming rectal exam by surprising me with one of her own halfway through our lovemaking. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 786
You deserved it 5 130

Same thing different taste

Comments

GAMaeishere 0

"Oh. That's not what you meant when you asked for butt sex?"

Zaira921 7

I thought of The League as soon as I read this.

Lunachic91 6

When the situation is reversed, and the woman is 'surprised' like that, the comments aren't so light and funny. OP, your girlfriend knew this was something you were not into, and did it anyway. FYL

Three words. ****. That. Shit. (no pun intended)

i dont see why guys so sensative to there butts. us ladies go to the gyn and then u guys wants us face down butt up soo whats the deal here

How did she do that without you realizing it ?? Pretty sure if i tried that with my boyfriend it wouldnt happen....

ikickgingers 15

I feel dirty reading your fml. I think i like it?