By shocked - 25/08/2011 18:10 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend thought it would be a good idea to help me get over the fear of my upcoming rectal exam by surprising me with one of her own halfway through our lovemaking. FML
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timmysrule 2

important its the thought that's counts I guess lol

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uprising_fml 0

hah she sounds like a great girl . she was probably doing it in hopes of you getting used to that feeling (so you would feel less uncomfortable about the exam) and perhaps she even wanted to open you up to new pleasures . the male's G spot is located inside the rectum, meaning any male--gay or straight--could enjoy that feeling if they relaxed and gave it a shot. be glad that you have an exciting girl that is willing to expose you to new things, OP :)

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ikickgingers 15

Uprising like the muse song ? If so like. And back on subject not being a guy myself ... Would you want to go into the doctors getting probed and look like it's something your "used" to ? You'd think most men would want to at least look uncomfortable as opposed to shooting a load on the doc?

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uprising_fml 0

yes 'uprising' by muse . and you are a woman, so I assume you may have been to the gyno for a pap smear--I have had that done to me once and I was not nervous about it or uncomfortable due to the fact that I had already experienced the feeling of two fingers being inside me . it did not give me pleasure, however it wasn't as uncomfortable . that was my point--once that feeling has been accessed, he might feel more comfortable knowing what to expect. and that doesn't mean he will enjoy it, or enjoy it to the point of 'shooting at the doctor' (which fwi, many males experience surprise boners during rectal exams because by anatomy it should feel good for the male)

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tylenol123 0

Ummm... Guys dont jave g-spot's Dr oz

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MROMRO 0

I'd punch the bitch in the kooch for trying to be slick.

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meggs2209 0

I love the way you used the word kooch here. Lol.

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ltsune 3

I feel for you, OP! You should just try to relax, though. Read some good guides about how to relax, just before you go to the exam. Or maybe watch a motivational video!

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meggs2209 0

Us women, always thinking about you men. We are so considerate. 0=)

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Lipsforbiting 7

Oh man. It's the thought that counts, I guess?

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divadro102 16

Girl has g-spot, guy has some spot right in that tight space called anus. It rubs against a thing called prostate i think. And voila, manly g-spot. At least that's what scientists say. Me however, that area is off limits

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cyberlorddan 6

How did it smell?

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