Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend thought it would be a good idea to help...

By shocked - 25/08/2011 18:10 - United States

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be a good idea to help me get over the fear of my upcoming rectal exam by surprising me with one of her own halfway through our lovemaking. FML

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By Brax - 30/05/2012 09:46 - United States

Today, my girlfriend stuck her finger up my butt while giving me a hand-job, promising it would feel really good. It just felt awkward and made me need to poop. FML

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By imy - 18/10/2011 15:01 - United States

Today, while performing a rectal exam on my female patient, I inadvertently said, "Okay, you're going to feel some pleasure now." I meant "pressure". Her husband was in the room. FML

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By shuffling man - 12/08/2018 01:30

Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted to try anal, praise the lord hallelujah. As we were getting into position, she let out a rancid fart she'd been saving for my face. Apparently it was revenge for me seeing Mamma Mia 2 without her while she was at work yesterday. FML

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By Soline - 08/12/2008 12:05 - France

Today, I wanted to wake up my sweetheart with a surprise blowjob. He surprised me as well with a knee to the stomach. FML

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Stuff

By BOO! - 25/05/2019 04:00

Today, my girlfriend was giving me head. When I came, she was scared of the "stuff" that came out. FML

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By Anon. - 01/03/2011 23:51 - United States

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to stick her finger up my ass during sex. I screamed like a little girl and barely managed to finish. Afterward, she said, 'Now you know how it feels.' FML

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Mixed emotions

By Glen - 26/02/2025 04:30 - India - Ooty

Today, my girlfriend of 5 months walked in on me naked while I was on the toilet. She proceeded to tell me that she wants to watch me taking a dump. I'm both shocked and too hard to do what she told me. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2011 00:30 - United States

Today, my boyfriend had to give me an enema. FML

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By instinct - 12/06/2013 03:06 - Australia - Doncaster East

Today, after years of faking pleasure with my boyfriend, I visited the gynaecologist. As soon as she touched my privates I instinctively let out a fake moan. FML

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Horny devil

By jimboxo - 26/04/2009 19:15 - United States

Today, my fiancée got out of the shower, completely shaved. I went over to her, wrapped her in a hug and asked her what the occasion was. She pulled away and said that she had a gyno appointment. My fiancée will clean up for the gyno, but not for me. FML

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Friday 26 August 2011 2:00

Bow chika bow wow.

9987coldplayfan 1

Friday 26 August 2011 2:06

Did you return the favor?

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64ponygirl 1

Friday 26 August 2011 3:55

This made my day!!!

Tabisfabulous 0

Friday 26 August 2011 4:03

Got to take the good with the bad

sexybabe13 0

Friday 26 August 2011 5:28

Message me

BelleBelle_fml 11

Friday 26 August 2011 5:39

Seems to me this situation is all bad ...

meidel 5

Friday 26 August 2011 6:38

Well atleast he's getting laid.

duckman9 55

Friday 26 August 2011 21:46

I dont really see the good part in getting something stuck up your ass... it should be a one-way-street, in the other direction!

Viperex 5

Friday 26 August 2011 4:04

"This is gonna hurt me more than is gonna hurt you"

potsie10 4

Friday 26 August 2011 4:15

Wow! I guess you just found out that she's got a lil kinky side. Roll with it brother!

gingerftw 0

Friday 26 August 2011 4:21

He just got a finger up his ass how the hell is he supposed to "roll with it"???

ikickgingers 15

Friday 26 August 2011 7:08

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gingerftw 0

Friday 26 August 2011 4:20

I know everyone will dislike this but any way HahahahahahahahahahahHa sucks for you!!!

neongurl98 10

Friday 26 August 2011 4:28

At least she cares!

stfu_bam 5

Friday 26 August 2011 4:29

Enjoy it, who's knows maybe sometime soon you can return the favor she did for you.

xrainbowshadowx 17

Friday 26 August 2011 4:37

Kinky.

bananabuttercup 8

Friday 26 August 2011 4:43

Men get more pleasure from the behind. Seriously. The male gspot is right bear the prostate. Don't be nervous, be excited!

shayman92 13

Friday 26 August 2011 4:43

She was only trying to help?

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