Run for your life

By I Don't Exorcise - 10/05/2012 03:34 - United States - Shawnee

Today, I realized I was getting a bit chubbier than usual. I decided to go for a little jog to stay in shape. Little did I know, my neighbors that just moved in brought along with them, a fully grown German Shepherd. Not tamed. My "jog" quickly turned into a "sprint for my life". FML
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ashleybabbyyy 6

That sucks it made me smile tho(:

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Paradoxx5 8

Am I the only one who noticed that OP's name is I Don't EXORCISE? Maybe it's a demon dog and you SHOULD exorcise.

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hunteer9 5

Hey if it was really after you there is no way that you would have been able to escape it, it chased you because you ran and thought it would be fun to chase the chubby person jogging down the street.

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EdwinG19 0

Run Forest RUN !!!!!!

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G1ZZY 0

Maybe the dog was helping you out..?

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prettigrlwrock 0

Maybe the dog thought you needed some motivation:)

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VivaLaDork 2

I would piss myself, for I am scared shitless of dogs taller that my knees (& I'm a short person), I've got some damn good reasoning to--when I was three a dog bit off a large chunk of skin that was a little over 1/4 of my face off of my face--I got lucky and it healed over well now I am left with a scar that looks kinda like a dimple...

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