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Run for your life

By I Don't Exorcise - 10/05/2012 03:34 - United States - Shawnee

Today, I realized I was getting a bit chubbier than usual. I decided to go for a little jog to stay in shape. Little did I know, my neighbors that just moved in brought along with them, a fully grown German Shepherd. Not tamed. My "jog" quickly turned into a "sprint for my life". FML

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By chi-huaHUA - 04/12/2010 07:08 - United States

Today, I walked outside to see my friend frantically waving and running at me, yelling something I couldn't understand. I smiled and started to jog over to him until I realized he was screaming "RUN!!!" We spent the next 10 minutes running from his neighbor's 5 vicious chihuahuas. FML

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Bad boy

By Dammit - 31/05/2023 17:02 - United States

Today, knowing very well that I need to be more active, I went for a walk. It quickly turned into a sprint when I was attacked and chased by a dog. FML

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By Radgirl - 28/04/2009 02:10 - United States

Today, while on a run off campus with my german shepherd, I tried to impress a couple of hot fraternity guys playing football outside of their house. I broke out into a full sprint. I then got tangled in my dog's leash and fell straight in to a parked jeep knocking myself unconscious. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2012 02:07 - United States - Southfield

Today, my fully grown, 90-pound German Shepherd sniffed and wagged his tail as a guy mugged me. FML

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By anyonmus - 12/04/2013 00:59 - United States - Westminster

Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML

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Jog on

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML

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Woof woof

By Anonymous - 10/10/2023 00:02

Today, I entered my neighbors’ yard around a shorter corner than usual. Their old dog is getting a bit slow, but unfortunately only in her head: By the time she recognized me as harmless, she had already run up and bitten me. FML

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Doggy dog world

By Maude - 20/11/2020 05:03 - Canada - Beauharnois

Today, I was going for a relaxing walk but my dog broke free from his leash. At the same time, my 80 year-old neighbor was leaving her apartment. My dog ran inside her home and she screamed. I ended up in her bedroom, running around her bed, chasing my dog who was trying to get at her pantyhose. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2009 21:53 - United States

Today, I had to chase my dog all the way down the street, watching in horror as she proudly showed all of my neighbors my bra. FML

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Vicious bastards

By Anonymous - 25/12/2020 22:01 - United Kingdom - Runcorn

Today, I decided to go for a jog to try and get fit. I definitely got my exercise in, because I was mercilessly chased by a goose. FML

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Dalliance 4

Thursday 10 May 2012 9:20

I assume you made it.

WeezyBites 6

Thursday 10 May 2012 9:22

Pretty good way to stay in shape

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stargazur 9

Wednesday 16 May 2012 2:08

I have a german shepherd

SuzyTurquoiseBlu 25

Sunday 20 May 2012 9:09

I would complain to your neighbours... but i would also see this as a god thing. You did say that you were getting chubby, right?

Sk8trlover19 3

Wednesday 23 May 2012 8:03

If your proud of your chubbiness then stay that way but if not then yea excercise

Chorley67 2

Tuesday 12 June 2012 4:46

Motivation is key ;)

thatsexychiq 6

Friday 17 August 2012 21:54

Run forrest run!

simonetaylor94 6

Thursday 13 December 2012 14:59

well thts one way to lose weight

Troisaules 7

Friday 21 June 2013 3:48

Well u wanted to get in shape

campincrunch34 12

Tuesday 29 October 2013 14:56

Round is a shape.

doglover100 28

Saturday 15 February 2014 8:34

That is motivation, being able to out run a dog.

Faded315 6

Thursday 17 April 2014 0:14

Lmao

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