Run for your life
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I think they were trying to make you work harder.
At least you burned more calories running than than you would of jogging
I absolutely hate when retarded ******* owners don't either train their dogs or more importantly keep them in the backyard away from all possible stranger contact. The amount of times I've been chased in my neighbourhood by people unable to follow what I've written above is around the 12 mark. Plus once I had some bitch have the audacity to say 'calm down, it doesn't bite' how on earth is a person being chased going to know that? Well that's my 2 cents, keep reading the rest of the comments.
At least you will be slimmer by the time you get home. Ya know, aside from a German Shepard chasing you...
So many people buy adorable little German Shepherd or Rottweiler puppies and then seem surprised when they grow into huge dogs that are hard to control. Then they just get rid of it, or the dog ends up attacking someone and getting euthanized for it, even though it's the owner's fault, not the dog's. A pet is a responsibility, not something you just buy on a whim. Do some research before you buy one; make sure you know how big it's going to get and the kind of care that particular breed needs. There would be a lot fewer unwanted dogs stuck in animal shelters that way.
shoulda kicked it
I agree with #127. There definetly needs to be a law passed in all 50 states that all dogs should whether be in the backyard with the inability to leave or be chained. Secondly, what makes it worse is that there are some downright dog owners who think they're cool leaving their dog outside UNSUPERVISED and UNCHAINED because they believe that they're not going to hurt nobody. Nobody wants to be chased, and not every dog that does so intends to hurt someone. Now I HAVE seen some trained and trustworthy dogs who doesn't even chase any stranger they come in contact with, whether they are supervised or not. These dogs usually stay in the backyard and just chill there. If they're in the frontyard, all they'll do is look at you to make sure you are not causing any danger. Even if you give them a threatening look or gesture, all they will do is look back at you to make sure that 'threat' was just a joke. These type of dogs do NOT chase people and understand that just because they run away from you, doesn't mean that they are trying to hurt you. I've been chased once by a dog and now I can't even trust going near a dog because of their unacceptable behavior. People who leave their untrained dog outside without supervising or chaining them needs to be put in jail for a maximum of 15 years.
Such lovely neighbors. They brought along a dog to chase you, to scare the shit out of you and help you lose weight
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Pretty good way to stay in shape