Run for your life

By I Don't Exorcise - 10/05/2012 03:34 - United States - Shawnee

Today, I realized I was getting a bit chubbier than usual. I decided to go for a little jog to stay in shape. Little did I know, my neighbors that just moved in brought along with them, a fully grown German Shepherd. Not tamed. My "jog" quickly turned into a "sprint for my life". FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 246
You deserved it 3 053

Same thing different taste

Comments

robert76 5

As a German Shepherd owner, I can tell you the absolute worst response you could have had in that situation is running.

isis_morrigan 18

On the bright side, it was probably the best workout of your life! To really make it interesting, next time tie bacon and some steaks around your waist and try to run away from the dog!

Interval training is supposed to be better for you anyway.

SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

Yeah... Average interval workout for me: "Hi, my name is Shaun T, and this is-" "I ******* HATE YOU"

shiarrael 13

Running from the dog was the WRONG thing to do. You basically told him "I'm prey! Chase me!" Safest thing to do is STOP and stand very still without looking at the dog. He'll get bored with you and go away and then you WALK away from him. Unless, of course, you WANT him to bite you.

Best jog ever? Great cardio :P Maybe take a different route next time, OP? But FYL for not knowing, But on the bright side at least you know now :)

Get a Great Dane and tell your neighbor that as hard as you try, you can't get him to stop attacking dogs that aren't on leashes

ErickM123 3
SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

Fool. That was a terrible attempt at being funny.