Run for your life

By I Don't Exorcise - 10/05/2012 03:34 - United States - Shawnee

Today, I realized I was getting a bit chubbier than usual. I decided to go for a little jog to stay in shape. Little did I know, my neighbors that just moved in brought along with them, a fully grown German Shepherd. Not tamed. My "jog" quickly turned into a "sprint for my life". FML
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anoellem 1

Having a murderous dog chasing me tends to make my workouts better/more effective. Stay positive.

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SkoomaKi 27

Good for you for going out for a jog! You got even more calories burned being chased by the dog. Day well spent OP.

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rammy125 4

That dog is saving your life and you don't even know it.. Respect to the dog

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Why are you giving respect to a dog that is obviously not trained and can hurt someone? ****, obesity won't get OP, but a dog might.

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Zomg_Okay 26

I'm not sure "respect" is the right way to put it but at the same time it's hardly the dog's fault that the owner didn't train it.

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cmcmluver 0

well that's a good motivator. you'll loose weight in no time! ;)

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cmcmluver 0

well that's a good motivator. you'll loose weight in no time! ;)

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ILoveEggnog 7

Had the same thing happen to me once, but with a Rottweiler. Scary as heck.

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pbonham 22

How could you run away? German Shepherds are so cute!!

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laden_swallow09 34

And their guttural bark is sooooo soothing!

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Jewnut 0

that's what you get for being self conscious

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Yes, OP is at fault here because (s)he wants to be healthy. I bet you just sit at your couch all day.

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TheMathMajor 26

Hey, mods, there is a typo. OP typed "to go" twice.

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