By NoSpirit - 01/11/2012 08:20
The Top
Ain't nobody got time for that
By Rawf - 18/07/2009 05:45 - United States
By Anonymous - 03/12/2011 10:05 - United Kingdom
Drained
By Anonymous - 01/08/2020 23:01
Well read
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By Rita - 10/12/2008 04:58 - France
Car Wars
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Disaster Preparedness
By FML Videos - 17/09/2018 18:30
Details matter
By Anonymous - 16/11/2021 22:00 - United Kingdom - Watford
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By unknown - 24/01/2011 08:08 - United States
Keep it down
By Help - 26/11/2011 06:03 - United States
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By soprahb - 19/10/2012 06:41 - United States
Brave guy
By AbandonedHouseWife - 17/10/2012 20:16 - Canada - Grande Prairie
By slondons - 18/01/2011 20:53 - United Kingdom
Existential crisis
By ceedee - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
ASMR
By Crucible101 - 24/08/2020 08:07
Times have changed
By Anonymous - 29/11/2021 22:58
By cheated - 08/07/2009 06:46 - United States
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By Inod - 07/07/2009 14:31 - United States
Inod tells us more.
By dazean - 15/11/2011 18:00 - United States
dazean tells us more.
In response to why didn't you buy/check/fix it yourself? Answer: I was saving for college, and know nothing about engines. I remembered that it had been broken before, and assumed she didn't have the money to have it fixed- as we were broke most of the time and could barely afford basic necessities.
By WhitneyHouston - 06/07/2009 19:33 - United States
Go anyway, see the sights
By CrazedGunMan - 02/09/2020 19:01 - Panama - Panama
By anonymous - 16/09/2013 05:35 - United States - Hillsboro
Close encounter
By magicalDEATH - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom
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I'm the OP, decided to make an account... Reason I put on so much weight is cause I had a car run up my leg by a 16 year old bitch who was too busy chatting on her phone to even notice she hit me. So after my broken foot, ankle, and leg "healed", I got to go through the process of starting rehab on all the torn stuff in my ankle. 18 months later, I can walk again with only a slight limp. Yay! Believe me, I'd love to be able to go out for a walk or hit the gym but some days (rainy days especally) going from bed to the bathroom is a chore and any kind of incline or decline hurts still. And I didn't know I was over 330 when I got to the store (got a scale too, 334... what a bitch, huh?) so that was a huge shock. Obviously I know I was overweight, but not this bad. Thanks to like the 10 people with kind words... the rest of you enjoy your summer, high school starts back up in about 8 weeks.