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The Top
By NoConfusion - 14/09/2014 12:53 - United States - San Francisco
Fragility
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By sozzy - 07/07/2012 07:26 - United States - Aliso Viejo
Put it all back
By WTFwhywouldyoudothat - 22/08/2011 22:10 - United Kingdom
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What?!
By needmorelocks - 03/07/2012 05:36 - United States - Santa Paula
Busted
By Anonymous - 11/06/2013 03:23 - United States - Cleveland
By brunette16 - 18/12/2016 08:52 - United States
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Hey guys OP here! Unfortunately I live in Texas and license plates are required on both front and back of vehicles :( He was driving illegally hence why he hit me and took off, the cop also said he was texting since I was parked whenever he hit my car, the trunk is dented in from the back and top is caved since he was driving a lifted SUV and I can no longer open it without causing further damage Thanks for the concern, i am fine ?
By Oli974 - 22/10/2015 13:08 - France - N?ves-parmelan
The bird's the word
By anonymous - 26/06/2012 06:05 - United States - Ridgewood
By SApprentice - 05/06/2013 04:25 - United States - Danville
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Hello peoples, I do believe that the old man meant no harm. I'm not sure if his eye sight was bad, or if he just had different expectations for the way a woman should look. I look quite feminine usually, just not in my work uniform. My hair is very short for a woman, and since I am too slim at the moment I kind of disappear into my work clothes. I wasn't wearing make-up, so I'm sure I looked a little masculine to him. It's okay, my self-esteem was only briefly wounded.
By no boobies - 29/05/2013 16:39 - United States
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By teepee - 13/11/2009 15:53 - United Kingdom
Cue Shaggy
By scully11 - 02/08/2011 18:36 - Canada
By runner2731 - 08/06/2012 08:09 - United States - Newark
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I am gonna watch the avergers soon and I'm gonna watch the incredible hulk, both iron man movies, and captain America.
Great story, tell it again!
By BrianTheLion89 - 06/06/2012 21:37 - United States
Hey guys!
By iannie - 31/07/2011 21:45 - United States
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By Kurliez408 - 06/06/2017 15:29
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OP hear! So to clear up- It usually takes me forever to tan, and this was a yoga lesson which my teacher randomly decided to hold outside (I also got sunburned). Due to my f*cked up knees I wear braces that go from above my knees to below them. My tan line starts half way down my shin! I was also wearing an X back tanktop so clearly this was not the summer tan I longed for hahaha. Maybe it will be a new trend! Who knows in these crazy times!
By ezrocks4u - 20/09/2015 13:58 - United States - Charlotte
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Hi, OP here. To give some context, I got a few t shirts for my birthday. My birthday was a month ago(thanks for the birthday wishes!) but only found out about the fact that my mom stole said razor a day ago, because I saw the package addressed to me in the trash. Needless to say, it is too late to steal back. I had posted another birthday FML(from the actual day of) never got posted. Got locked outside of my car in the rain for 3 hours, couldn't afford a locksmith, and missed my birthday dinner.
By Anonymous - 01/10/2010 11:48 - United States
By shitfaced - 18/09/2015 17:30 - Netherlands - Sassenheim
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Hi all, I'm the OP. I didn't have an account when I posted this so I created one to respond to some comments. First off, my roommate is my friend from college. We both go to grad school at the same school so we moved in together after graduation. I had never met her mom before we moved in & only accepted her facebook friendship a few months ago because she wanted me to help her plan a birthday surprise for her daughter. I quickly realized she really did it to spy on her daughter/me when she posted things like "where are you guys?" "what are you up to tonight?" "where was this pic taken?" literally multiple time a day. At first I thought it was funny but it became increasingly worrying recently until I decided I felt too uncomfortable & unfriended her. Within five hours she was wailing in my kitchen about how horrible I am & trying to pack my roommate's things to move her out. My roommate was mortified & told her she was being irrational & she left in a huff & hasn't spoken to her daughter since. Thanks for all the funny posts, made the situation much lighter. Now I'm just glad my mom doesn't have facebook!