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The Top
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Horny devil
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Get with the times
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Surprise, MFer!
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Catching up
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The Trifecta
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Bad boys, bad boys
By anonymous - 23/06/2011 14:19 - United States
Lazy boi
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By n3rdzgotskillz - 07/09/2016 02:45 - United Kingdom - Birmingham
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Hi it's me! I'd totally have clicked YDI as well. My MA is only a year old at my university. It's the first year they're doing Creative Writing, so everything is still in beta mode. I picked my topic and basically wrote about what my tutor told me to. Unfortunately, due to miscommunication within the Creative Writing department, none of the lecturers were sure what I was supposed to be writing until about a month ago - so even though the research I'd done was what my tutor told me to, it's not the research I was supposed to. Thankfully, my lecturers have taken responsibility for giving me false information, and they've apologised to me and extended the deadline to the end of January. Also - I saw my tutor fortnightly and he always told me I was right on track! It just turns out I was on track with the wrong thing, haha.
Hairline fracture
By Anonymous - 05/09/2019 16:00
For those who work in customer service, we salute you
By fenris - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Saint Austell
Fire hazard
By ThankfullyNotKickedOut - 26/08/2016 18:17 - United States - Coldwater
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By HeyTherexxx - 21/04/2014 01:02 - United States - Diamond Bar
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Unfortunately, seeing them was inevitable. I'm trying not to get involved, but needless to say, it's difficult. Apparently, my mother is going to tell my step-dad, but she's a liar sometimes. One step at a time, I suppose.
Medicare for all!
By YoungSmileBones - 15/08/2016 18:29 - United States - Lake Havasu City
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Rumble in the night
By Deanna - 02/10/2019 06:00
Keywords
Hi guys, OP here. Thanks for some of your funny comments, they made me laugh! To answer some questions, no, I do not sleep commando, yes I had pants on and no I wasn't robbed. I had a friend over, who stayed 'till pretty late (around 5 AM), so I was extremely exhausted. So exhausted that I fell asleep with my sweatpants still on, as I normally sleep without pants (so I was very lucky). I woke up about 30 minutes later, in the elevator. I had locked myself out, naturally, but luckily my friend lives in the same apartment building as me, and she had a spare key. I'm glad she opened the door when I rang her bell at 5:45 in the morning. I never had problems with sleepwalking before, and I haven't sleepwalked since. I hang my keys on the doorhandle every night, so that if I somehow manage to turn the lock and open the door, the keys will slide right off on top of my feet. That should wake me up if it ever happens again!