Crackers
By crazycrochetlady - 17/12/2018 20:00
By crazycrochetlady - 17/12/2018 20:00
By buttfingers - 26/12/2015 17:37 - United States - Houston
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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Reserved
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Norwalk
By MeAgainDr... - 13/11/2015 05:24 - Australia - South Perth
By Loveless - 06/05/2019 00:00
By Geemeisters - 08/11/2015 10:03 - United Kingdom - Studley
By LonelyThisChristmas - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Birmingham
By Muina - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Morocco - Meknes
By GrossLump - 27/05/2019 16:09
By fingerfuckd - 29/04/2009 15:47 - Canada
By RyoKioKio - 30/05/2017 20:00
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Bargoed
By Anonymous - 12/06/2017 02:00
By Anonymous - 29/08/2015 19:10 - United States - West Chester
By ANON - 21/08/2015 06:22 - United States - Mission Viejo
By Anonymous - 15/08/2017 23:15
By catty_13 - 26/09/2017 13:00
By Sue Ellen - 21/04/2014 15:43 - United States - Providence
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By Egtat216 - 29/07/2016 22:03 - United Kingdom - Aberdeen
By cunning glassist - 08/03/2014 20:53 - Canada - Courtenay
By AnotherLilyBart - 15/07/2016 20:50 - United States - Niles
By TheFriskyBadger - 12/07/2016 23:57
By NoTypeOfExercise - 11/07/2016 15:05 - United States - Encino
By C8H18 - 29/06/2016 05:11 - United States
OP here. here's more info: of course the pasture the horses were in didn't need to be watered, and they had two lawns with sprinkles. The majority of the rest of the property was newly planted vegetable gardens. They were in the process of installing a watering system and it wasn't hooked up yet. Everything was being watered with hoses. Btw, how the hell did you guys come up with house plants? I didn't have access to the house, and why would I mention six acres if I was talking about indoor plants? Come on, people. I did call my neighbor's after they pulled this and they explained that husband thought wife had told me already while wife assumed husband had told me. They didn't realize their mistake until they were about to pull away. So, innocent mistake, but had they told me sooner I would have had the chance to mention I've never been able to keep a plant alive. :(
By PlzSendBlankets - 27/06/2016 02:00 - United States
By Anonymous - 08/03/2018 19:30 - Australia
By Anonymous - 21/03/2020 21:00
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OP here. To clarify, I'm actually not an unhealthy or excessive weight but I'm trying to get back to a size where I feel better about myself. Also, I thought I had bought the leggings in my size but the packet was mislabeled. To the other points, I do wear underwear and when I wear leggings, I pair them with a skirt or tunic so that no one is forced to appreciate my bounteous behind.