By HappyBirthdayISuppose - 01/04/2013 05:03 - United States - Westminster
The Top
Genius
By Anonymous - 25/04/2014 21:42 - United States - Red Bank
Hushhhh
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By ryzzostar - 25/05/2016 19:50 - United States - Seminole
ryzzostar tells us more.
I'm OP. There has been a sign on my doorbell since I brought her home that says "IF YOU RING THIS DOORBELL YOU WIN A SCREAMING BABY", as for the dog she's been through training (several times) but she failed... but she's as good-natured as they come, and my neighbor means well, he wanted to make sure I brought in the package because there has been a lot of theft in my neighborhood lately. My daughter was very premature but never been sick so we use natural remedies over Orajel and Tylenol/Motrin, she rarely fusses about her teeth, it was just one of those days.
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By Pretty_Pisces - 06/04/2016 19:16 - United States - Cincinnati
Pretty_Pisces tells us more.
Hey guys this is my FML! Anyway my neighbor downstairs has been trouble since I moved in. My 1 year old can't play with his toys and I can't so much as breathe without her acting passive aggressively toward me. I guess I should give her the benefit of the doubt because the unit above hers was empty for so long? But I met her at the mailbox the other day and told her as much as I tried to be quiet, I'm not dead. I will make a little noise since we live in an older complex. She hasn't really bothered me since then. Thanks for reading!
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Ow ow ow
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Butter fingers
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DIY FML
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Dude, where's my car?
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DIY FML
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Detained
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Get on with it
By Anonymous - 02/09/2011 22:20 - United States
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I booked in next week to get it looked at- hopefully it behaves until then!! It just gets super awkward because I'm a 22 year old female and so not the usual candidate for a cheeky drive by beeping!! Thanks for all your concern guys!! Xxx