By Foot In Mouth - 05/02/2009 22:56 - United States
The Top
Not the nuggets!
By Anon - 27/06/2018 20:30
I'll bite
By Loser - 29/06/2018 20:30 - United States - Winona
Screwed
By prince232 - 04/05/2016 04:34 - Australia - Sydney
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By (///▽///) - 19/02/2017 04:00 - United States - Austin
Public service announcement
By apaterra - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Washington
By Anonymous - 11/06/2017 21:00 - France
Card problem
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By Anonymous - 18/01/2018 01:30 - United States - Papillion
Not so sly...
By rubberduck_of_doom - 20/02/2018 16:55 - Austria - Innsbruck
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By Penguinsuit - 13/03/2018 01:30
Greasy
By Stank - 06/05/2018 19:00
#choices
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Now what?
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By Indiandisaster - 18/09/2012 00:25 - India - Madras
Not cool
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Pump and dump
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By CalebLawrence - 22/10/2015 23:16 - United States - San Diego
CalebLawrence tells us more.
OP here, thank you all for your concerns! I did injure myself, as some of you may of been wondering. As my tumble down the stairs began to slow down, I landed on my wrist funnily, breaking it. On the bright side my hiccups did go away! My family and I are going to remember this moment for awhile :). Again, thanks for the comments!
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By dead_painter - 04/05/2016 00:42 - United States - Arlington
Logan Roy origins
By newscorp employee - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
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Watch out!
By FlyLikeABird - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco
Keywords
OP here! OMG I saw this FML and that it was from Austria and then I thought hey I'm from Austria too. Then I read the FML and thought HEY THAT'S MINE!! AND IT WAS =D.. I'M so happy =D... Just a couple of things to clarify (since 200 characters aren't nearly enough XD ): This actually happened a couple of month ago. I was on a flight home from Lima. There was this super hot flight attendant on the plane and I was ogling him everytime he passed. During the first 2 hours of the flight I felt perfectly fine and had no troubles. Then the food came and it was delicious but a couple of minutes after they cleaned up the trays I started feeling extremely nauseous. Now I travel a lot and have been on plenty of flights so far and this never happened to me before. Anyways, once I realized that I was not going to be able to hold it back I calmly got up and walked to the bathroom since I didn't want to make a fuss. Once I got there I was violently sick into the toilet. I had stomach cramps like you wouldn't believe. It hurt so much and I had no idea what was going on... After I was done I cleaned everything up as best I could and washed up as to not arouse any suspicion. I didn't look too bad (I thought) and left the bathroom, proud of myslef that nobody noticed. However as soon as I opened the door the hot flight attendant was standing there in front of the door and gave me a glass of water. Then he looked at me pityingly and asked me if I wanted some coke. I just nodded embarrased and he gave it to me. XD... I was sick like 6 more times on that flight and had cramps all the way to Paris (where I changed planes). To this day I do not know what happened to me on that flight and it hasn't happend since and I sincerely hope it doesn't happen again because this was a horrible experience. Sorry for the giant post but I always want to know the backstory behind FML's so I thought you might too ;) Thanks for all the encouraging words btw ;)