Miscellaneous: Today, was my first day at school. I got kicked out of the class...

By Anonymous - 16/11/2010 19:17 - Israel

Today, was my first day at school. I got kicked out of the class for imitating a monkey. I wasn't imitating a monkey... I was laughing. FML

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Wednesday 17 November 2010 0:13

Haha want some bananas?

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Wednesday 17 November 2010 1:15

You should have flung poo at the teacher as you left the classroom. Now that's imitating a monkey.

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fantasyworld 37

Saturday 12 July 2014 15:00

Why did the teacher think you were imitating a monkey?

writerchic85 25

Sunday 3 May 2015 17:21

Why would you get kicked out even if you were imitating a monkey? That may warrant a "please stop imitating a monkey" first

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