Embarrassing and Party: Fruity party

Fruity party

By Anonymous - 19/08/2023 06:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, I went to a costume party dressed as a pineapple. As it turned out, the theme was "tropical", not "tropical fruit". Everyone else was in Hawaiian shirts while I stood there looking fruity. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Saturday 19 August 2023 6:07

You're SpongeBob's house!

Christina Winden 22

Saturday 19 August 2023 6:52

I’m sorry but that’s hilarious to me

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RichardPencil 30

Saturday 19 August 2023 6:07

You're SpongeBob's house!

Christina Winden 22

Saturday 19 August 2023 6:52

I’m sorry but that’s hilarious to me

Yudith 25

Saturday 19 August 2023 16:57

Well, a pineapple is tropical and it is supposed to stand out, so... well done!

Sdog 6

Saturday 19 August 2023 22:44

Awesome mental image of this. Also … were you an upside down pineapple?

DirtySalamander 9

Tuesday 26 December 2023 4:00

you did great man. you're thinking outside the box. beconfident!!

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