Intimacy: Today, my roomate thought it would be funny to take pictures...

By Crappit - 06/10/2009 13:53 - United States

Today, my roomate thought it would be funny to take pictures of my morning wood and put it up on Facebook for everyone to see. FML

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flyboy57 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 19:55

it's only embarrassing if you got a small woody.

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Tuesday 6 October 2009 19:53

...well, that *is* funny

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r_a_n_d_o_m 0

Monday 11 January 2010 15:54

LAMEBOOK

choiboy118 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 8:34

th schlong better be long my friend... otherwise ur ******

Sinic 0

Thursday 5 August 2010 11:26

What a dick...

princessxx45 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 15:26

lol

sammy259 3

Sunday 20 March 2011 2:10

it would be HARD to see milimeter peter

cheetahcake19 0

Monday 4 July 2011 5:02

Good prank, but definitely didn't deserve it.

Igor_g5 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 1:20

Is it that small?

bms1996 12

Tuesday 23 August 2011 1:32

your roomate was right,that is funny =)

edward123456789 0

Saturday 28 January 2012 9:14

Yeah I seen that photo ... Ther wasn't much 2 see

xs4u 13

Saturday 16 March 2013 3:01

Nothing amusing about this. Sick & immature.

viau 13

Sunday 29 December 2013 6:52

how many likes did you managed to get?

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