Intimacy: Today, my roomate thought it would be funny to take pictures... - FML

By Crappit - 06/10/2009 13:53 - United States

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Today, my roomate thought it would be funny to take pictures of my morning wood and put it up on Facebook for everyone to see. FML

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TOP COMMENTS

flyboy57 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 19:55

it's only embarrassing if you got a small woody.

blackie123 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 19:53

...well, that *is* funny

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blackie123 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 19:53

...well, that *is* funny

jake92hsv 10

Friday 9 April 2010 3:38

damn straight... it's hillarous :)

wintamint101 7

Wednesday 9 June 2010 2:53

he could go to jail for that

joeyrocks 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 8:41

u can't put nudes on fb they will delete it

Heinousness 0

Monday 26 March 2012 23:34

Is he straight? That would be wrong. Is he gay? I could see THAT coming!!!

flyboy57 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 19:55

it's only embarrassing if you got a small woody.

amerthebomber 0

Friday 23 April 2010 7:36

small woodies are gay

danny1728 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 20:08

Wave the flag my man lol

morgan020 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 20:13

you have to admit it is kinda funny

mplsmech 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 20:14

that's pretty awesome. unless you a short dick man... then not so much, but hey homeboy, it is what it is. ROCK OUT WIT YOUR **** OUT!

wasted0087 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 5:53

and Hang out wit cho Wang out!

Glam_fml 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 20:44

Hopefully you have a big dick - it could help your sex life. If it's small... Well yeah, your life is ******.

icecreammintz 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 8:08

i know huh

White667 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 20:44

My first reaction "Well... That IS pretty funny."

ruben7467 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 21:04

is the roomate a guy or girl??? if it's a guy that's gay!

curlsandwhatnot 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 6:48

because girls tend to do those things, right?

Heinousness 0

Monday 26 March 2012 23:36

I agree on soooooooo many levels( this is meant to sound like a stereotyped teenager/ young adult)

satanstoystore 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 21:26

make him regret it. wont happen again.

mastory96 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 21:58

well... everyone has to pitch their tent sometime. might as well be morning. there really should be a third button: what the **** are you complaining about? :)

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