Miscellaneous Today, my in-laws moved in. FML - FML

m - 02/04/2016 17:24 - United States - Valley Park

Today, my in-laws moved in. FML

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Sunday 3 April 2016 11:52

A bit late for an April Fools prank.

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Sunday 3 April 2016 11:52

A bit late for an April Fools prank.

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Today, my mother decided to "help me" by throwing out the stack of papers on my desk. Unfortunately, those were all my notes for my final exams. FML

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Today, our old internet provider withdrew over $1,000 from our account for equipment they acknowledged receiving weeks ago, using preauthorized debit they claimed to have cancelled. Reimbursement will take 4 to 8 weeks. Our first mortgage payment is due just hours before my next pay cheque. FML

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Today, I learned that you truly can get cramp in any muscle of your body, including that one specific ring of muscle in the back. Yes, I got a full on cramp in my asshole and yes, it is even more painful than you can possibly imagine. FML

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Today, my landlord came to my apartment because of complaints from my neighbors, saying that animals are not allowed inside. Turns out my roommate makes cat-noises when she's bored. My landlord still doesn't believe me. FML

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Today, my husband told me that he never washes his hands after using the bathroom because he thinks it's only for "paranoid people". FML

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Today, my professor, who was born without arms, asked somebody "need a hand?" There are over 300 students in that class and I was the only one laughing. FML

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