Love, Weird and Suspicious: Creeped out the full - FML

Creeped out the full

By Anonymous - 21/07/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, after my wife’s father made a very weird joke the other day, and it completely bothered me and caused my anxiety to skyrocket, I asked her about it. She told me not to worry and that it’s just a joke. I’ve always suspected he views his daughter, my wife, sexually. I don't know what to do. FML

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GoogieWithers 23

Monday 22 July 2024 2:06

As long as she doesn't view him the same way, just ignore it.

tiptoppc 19

Tuesday 23 July 2024 4:04

Paddle faster, I hear banjos!

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GoogieWithers 23

Monday 22 July 2024 2:06

As long as she doesn't view him the same way, just ignore it.

tiptoppc 19

Tuesday 23 July 2024 4:04

Paddle faster, I hear banjos!

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