Miscellaneous: Today, my husband has decided to grow a mullet. FML

By flyingpuppy - 17/06/2012 06:33 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, my husband has decided to grow a mullet. FML

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kiss_1214 17

Sunday 24 June 2012 22:33

He's going Joe Dirt.

MinnyWheat 8

Wednesday 27 June 2012 15:30

Worked for Rambo

noisebox 1

Monday 13 August 2012 20:46

Do you live in Surrey BC?

HollaWog 1

Friday 19 October 2012 7:13

Cut it in his sleep and blame it on the cat. Cats love hair.

FatherofTime87 18

Sunday 25 May 2014 7:31

Solid snake has a mullet

dragonrider1959 18

Saturday 1 November 2014 21:16

So? It's his decision

goaliestud30 23

Monday 17 November 2014 0:42

You should be happy he has Flow!

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