Health: Today, my friend convinced me that a staple gun doesn't work...

By ouch - 08/03/2011 15:50 - United Kingdom

Today, my friend convinced me that a staple gun doesn't work on skin. I decided to put this new piece of information to the test. FML

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Tuesday 8 March 2011 19:09

Since you're not using it, would you donate your brain to science? They could use it to study the null-brain.

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Comments

crazycrackah101 0

Wednesday 9 March 2011 2:25

wowwwww

mcnally664 5

Wednesday 9 March 2011 2:27

sheeze...now we're gonna see another rash of stories on staple gun violence - remember, staple guns don't hurt people, it's the low-functioning imbeciles that weild them

suprmidgt 0

Wednesday 9 March 2011 2:29

first of all your an idiot. b it doesn't hurt.

ThickHead 0

Wednesday 9 March 2011 2:36

adding to favorites xD

coopkoon 0

Wednesday 9 March 2011 2:36

if it works on wood maybe it can penetrate skin just maybe....

The_Unkown_Abyss 3

Wednesday 9 March 2011 2:44

WHAT THE **** ARE YOU SERIOUS HOW ******* OLD ARE YOU 2 I MEAN HONESTLY THAT'S LIKE PUTTING YOUR HAND ON A HOT STOVE THAN PUTTING BACK IN CAUSE YOU THOUGHT IT WOULDN'T HURT THE SECOND TIME! please excuse my caps but honestly your a ******* idiot OP YFDI